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"Ace" Chambers Simmons

@TheAceChambers

"Ace" Chambers Simmons of the dang Boston Flowers / Seattle Garages. Master of the dang wiggly pitch. 104 dang years young. Adopted 24 dang kids once. Dang.

 the astral plane
Joined August 2020
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I'll be dang honest. I don't dang care if I'm not your favorite dang blaseball player. I was your dang great-great-grandpappy's favorite player when they were a dang child, so you can just dang marinate in your own dang origin, thank you kindly
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May all your dang mooses be punched, and may all your dang pitches be wiggly. Nothing but dang love for all dang all of you. Be dang good and dang do good. See you dang all on the dang astral plane or in dang Maine, whichever comes dang first. Ace signing dang off.
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Don't you all dang worry. Me and my dang kids will continue to punch some dang moose from dang now through the dang rest of dang eternity.
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Dang yeah, Flowers. Good dang on ya. Go dang win it dang officially this dang time.
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Dang good on you, you dang Flowers.
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Just dang hanging out in the dang Garages version of the Shadow Greenhouse with all my dang kids, enjoying dang family time in case my dang plot relevancy leads to dang bad times
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I'd dang like to dang see that dang groundskeeping elk with saws attached to her dang antlers go and make dang fun of my sister now
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Did I just dang become dang plot relevant for the first dang time? According to dang history, that's not dang great for dang life expectancy
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You dang all would not dang believe this dang moose heart I dang found, it's truly something dang else
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So I dang guess I'm on a dang Side Quest now? Dang hope there are some dang moose to punch along the dang way
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Someone take dang care of my dang kids while I'm dang questing, please
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So dang now we are dang going to dang play blaseball to dang determine who dang gets to be the dang Ace? Isn't that dang me? Dang hello, Ace here. No dang need to play, dang problem with any dang gods resolved.
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No dang blaseball today, dang guess I'll go dang punch some more dang moose like usual
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I dang have to dang say, there's dang something about these dang @TheSeaGarages kids. They play their dang music way too dang loud... and I dang like it. Dang good kids.
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Dang it. Well... dang it.
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Oh dang hey, we're in the dang playoffs. That's dang nice.
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Dang ready to dang play today!
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Dang saw this last dang night and I dang punched it. Yes, I am dang ready for dang blaseball to be dang back
Image from "Ace" Chambers Simmons (@TheAceChambers)
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Oh dang good, there are dang moose here in dang Seattle, too
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I dang love you kids, I dang lo-
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-ve you, I dang love... you... Oh, dang, hey, we're dang back. We're dang back, kids! We're all dang okay! We're all dang okay! Wait... why dang are we in dang Seattle?
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