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Two-time 'Mediocre Man of the Year' recipient

Durm
Joined May 2008
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Replying to @NCSHP
@NCSHP welcomes the 2024 Mustang to the Patrol’s fleet. These marked vehicles will be seen working to keep roadways safe in NC in the coming months. Drivers wanted! Learn more about @NCSHP careers at ncdps.gov/careers-matter/sta…
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Replying to @DIRECTVNowHelp
@DIRECTVNowHelp Recently bought Samsung Q6FN 55" Smart TV - DirecTV Now app seems to be missing audio on several channels like NBC. This seems to be a known issue based on the forums - any fixes available?
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🇺🇸☝🏻💯🏅🇺🇸☝🏻💯🏅🇺🇸☝🏻️💯🏅 @ Durham, North Carolina instagram.com/p/BIvu3gBgpy5/ – at Durham, NC
Eating our way through Durham, one brunch at a time. @ Dame's Chicken and Waffles instagram.com/p/BAXtRfRJGB2/ – at Durham, NC
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Merry Christmas from the most concerned dog in the world. #dogsofinstagram #dogsofdtla @… instagram.com/p/_xnHRuJGLw/ – at Indianapolis, IN
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mrharrison23 had a debt to pay off this Christmas. #keeppounding #undefeated @ Washington Ind. instagram.com/p/_uvTnTpGKt/ – at Washington, IN
Thanks for the lovely last sunset, #dtla @ Casa De Nutty Postage instagram.com/p/_iOGLOJGA9/ – at Los Angeles, CA
Soaking up the last few rays of California sunshine before the move. @ Casa De Nutty Postage instagram.com/p/_cotUTJGBq/ – at Los Angeles, CA
Searching for reindeer at a different kind of Festival of Lights. @ Los Angeles Zoo instagram.com/p/-p9bsLJGBS/ – at Los Angeles, CA
I said goddamn what a show! @ The Theatre at Ace Hotel DTLA instagram.com/p/-VqJN1JGIf/ – at Los Angeles, CA
Party so hard mother fuckers wanna fine us @ Angel City Brewery instagram.com/p/-IBfUPpGIP/ – at Los Angeles, CA
Welcome to LA, @tcwriston. @ Los Liones Trail instagram.com/p/-GhoLCJGAn/ – at Los Angeles, CA
Cenote selfie #dosojos #nuttypostagenuptials #nuttypostagehoneymoonin @ Cenote Dos Ojos, Playa Del… instagram.com/p/9kttfApGBt/ – at Solidaridad, Quintana Roo
The honeymooners pretending to be 21 again with Baileys on the rocks and White Russians. #stayclassy… instagram.com/p/9Z9U_XpGKG/ – at Solidaridad, Quintana Roo
#nailedit #nuttypostagenuptials @ Rosy's Jazz Hall Events and Catering instagram.com/p/9M2D7WJGCv/ – at New Orleans, LA