@TheArmyGoat

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Joined November 2011
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Always making excuses xitter.cf/whattheffacts/status/9…
What The F*** Facts
@WhatTheFFacts5 Mar 2018
The McDonald's McFlurry machine is always down because it must undergo a four-hour-long heat-cleaning cycle to kill bacteria every day.
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Let them make it 😂 xitter.cf/victoriaalexus_/status…
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professor: the next person to laugh will be sent to detention my friends: *breaths* me:
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Ohhh man, this’ll bring a nigga to tears xitter.cf/kel_sittnpreety/status…
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I feel like this is great but not intentional xitter.cf/sportscenter/status/96…
SportsCenter
@SportsCenter2 Mar 2018
This ... this is beyond words, @KingJames.
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Giving birth is the second most painful thing a human can experience. The first is being burned alive.
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“Yall wanna see a dead body?” xitter.cf/ballislife/status/9691…
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Un retweet this @Grown_simbaaa xitter.cf/erictrillman_/status/9…
YNW Mel Blanc@EricTrillman_26 Feb 2018
Batman will fuck a henchman’s spine up for simply trying to feed his family by putting some boxes on a truck for the Joker, but when the clown prince of crime get to murdering he wants to do things by the book
The best brothers a person can ask for.I’m going to miss playing with y’all,them early Saturday practices, running 16’s and competing with y’all .Keep your head up.I want to thank all my coaches for coaching me and believing in me.This been the best three years.
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theater employee: Welcome! What movie are you here to see? Me, having already seen it 3 times:
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Leave it xitter.cf/dallas__nation/status/…
Dallas Nation
@TheDallasNation27 Feb 2018
BREAKING!!!: The #NFL Rules that the infamous Dez Bryant catch was INDEED A CATCH #DallasCowboys #Cowboys #CowboysNation #DezCaughtIt
We getting old man ....
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People who prefer Twitter over Facebook tend to have a higher IQ but are also more likely to suffer from insomnia.
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Black women, you deserve better.
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