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Ten years. A journey spanning a decade with the bear and you all. God bless you, my friends.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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Tacita: ask anything. In silence. Every top model for chat, images and video. No account, no email: you sign in with a wallet. Two privacy modes, and in one of them you don't have to trust us. Your browser checks. How it works
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Trust or innovation. Why choose? With Ripple, you don't have to. The benefits of blockchain, built for financial institutions. It's happening with Ripple.
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Fuzzy Launches Dynamic NFT Collection With Four Phases XRP Ledger’s (@XRP) $XRP Fuzzy memecoin (@fuzzy_xrp) fuzzybear:native has opened Fuzzyverse minting to whitelisted wallets. The project introduced Fuzzyverse at its first in-person FuzzyCon gathering. Public access was scheduled for Oct. 27, 7:52 PM ET, 30 minutes after the whitelist window began. The project calls it its final PFP collection, with NFTs set to evolve through four phases over roughly two months. The first reveal is planned for next month, according to developer Not Brad (@fuzzy_ceo).
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Dropped by #FlareNYC for some drinks🥂 @FlareNetworks
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🔥 Back at #1 on the 24H Leaderboard! @gg_uniteTh just hit #1 again
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Replying to @JoelKatz
@JoelKatz has entered #Fuzzycon
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This is a great breakdown of Evernorth’s relationship with XRP!
Os voy a explicar la noticia de hoy de Evernorth, porque el titular suena técnico pero lo que hay detrás es muy simple y muy revelador. Evernorth, la tesorera de XRP que cotiza en el Nasdaq, acaba de firmar una línea de capital de hasta 80 millones de dólares con Cantor Fitzgerald. ¿Qué significa eso de línea de capital? Pues es un grifo de dinero a demanda. Cantor se compromete por contrato a comprarle acciones nuevas a Evernorth cuando Evernorth quiera. Evernorth decide el momento: si su acción está cara, abre el grifo, le vende acciones a Cantor, y con ese dinero compra más XRP. Si la acción está barata, el grifo se queda cerrado. No es deuda, no paga intereses, y lo usan cuando les conviene. ¿Y por qué esto es importante? Por dos cosas. La primera: es la jugada de MicroStrategy, calcada, pero con XRP. La acción de Evernorth cotiza por encima del valor de los XRP que tiene en caja. Si vendes acciones caras y compras XRP con ese dinero, el XRP por acción de TODOS los accionistas sube. Y esa es, literalmente, la métrica oficial de la empresa según su folleto ante la SEC: XRP por acción. La máquina de acumular ya tiene su primer motor en marcha, y ellos mismos avisan de que vendrán más líneas como esta. La segunda, y para mí la más reveladora: quién está al otro lado. Cantor Fitzgerald es la firma de la familia Lutnick. La misma que custodia las reservas de Tether. La misma que montó los vehículos de Bitcoin de Wall Street. Y Howard Lutnick hoy está sentado en el gabinete de Trump como Secretario de Comercio, con sus hijos al mando de la firma. Cantor no descubre activos. Cantor llega cuando el negocio institucional ya existe. Primero fue Tether. Luego Bitcoin. Ahora firman como comprador comprometido de las acciones de la tesorera de XRP. Y fijaos en la secuencia, que esto tiene dos semanas de vida: el 12 de octubre Evernorth empieza a cotizar. El 14 nombra a Ripple, Kraken, Coinbase y BitGo para desplegar sus 473 millones de XRP. Ficha como director de inversiones al ex co-CIO de gestión de activos de Coinbase. Publica su folleto ante la SEC. Y hoy, primer día de Swell, firma con Cantor. Dos semanas. Toda la maquinaria montada. La familia mejor conectada de Wall Street comprometiéndose a comprar acciones de la tesorera de XRP. Cada uno que saque sus conclusiones.
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If you needed a bubble maps thread to figure out solstice is a scammer McDonald’s night crew is hiring
1/ An investigation into @The__Solstice, top #3 social trader, and his ties to a massive bundling operation
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Leave it to Robinhood to build a better platform, better devs, better ecosystem as a whole Just to stoop to PF’s level and promote this kind of trash
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On one hand, we are on like collection number 6? For fuzzy. On the other hand, a fuzzy mint has never lasted longer than about 4 minutes after the og collection- What does your gut tell you?
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touched down in NYC, who’s gonna be at #Fuzzycon
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today's news is awesome robinhood szn soon
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Now this is bullish! Onboard a friend, it’s easier than ever! :)
Your friend asked how to buy their first memecoin. You don’t have to send a 12-step thread anymore. Apple Pay. No deposit. No transfer. First buy is on us. In the GMGN app.
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Replying to @chamath
Pretty much. As of the past few weeks, debt markets have almost entirely shut off access to money for any company that doesn’t have substantial revenue independent of AI data centers. SpaceX closed $40B of debt for GPUs, but we’re investment grade and have Starlink & launch revenue. That means the 200+ neoclouds are going to see guppy-level death and consolidation. Some will make it through, but not many.
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$HARMONIC just dropped its SDK 🧠 36 typed reads. On-chain swaps with built-in safety checks. Signed webhooks. Zero dependencies. Zero keys. Zero telemetry Your code reads the system. Your machine checks the transaction. You sign. You stay in control Free to use. Math is the mechanism 🔥
𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖 𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗡𝗧: 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗠𝗢𝗡𝗜𝗖 𝗦𝗗𝗞 Every figure below is read off the package the site serves at: harmonicagent.solutions/sdk/…. Harmonic, from your own code. Every public read the house publishes for builders, as one typed method each. The two things that move money, built as unsigned transactions that the package decodes and checks on your machine before you sign them yourself. And the session signal for keepers, with a verifier for its signed webhooks. 𝟬𝟭. 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗗𝗦 → 36 typed reads, one method each, one route each → the session signal: canExec, the verdict, the reason and the age of the row a yes stands on, for one token or up to 25 → the session oracle and the chain’s own price, the halt gate, the risk feed, Halt Watch, Aggregator Hooks, the Weekend Mark, Assay, the Roundtable, chain activity, the registry and the record, the atlas, the hooked books and the DeFi door → a read that fails throws; it never comes back empty, so a job gated on canExec never runs on a read that did not happen → every answer read under a 15 second timeout and a 4 MiB cap, counted as it streams 𝟬𝟮. 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗕𝗨𝗜𝗟𝗗𝗦, 𝗔𝗡𝗗 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞𝗦 → a swap against a hooked book: approve exactly the input to the swap door, then swapExactIn → the oracle’s paid seat: the fee in USDG, subscribe(reader, months), one watch per token → every byte decoded on your machine before your signer sees it: chain 4663, no ETH, the contract called, the function, the spender, the amount, the recipient → the output held to a floor of your own, minOut or limitPrice; the door’s quote is never the only thing it is held to → the seat held to your own fee ceiling, maxFeeUsdg → the swap door, USDG, the oracle and 5 hooked books pinned in the package; a server that names another address is refused, never followed → a token it does not pin is named by its address in the label your signer reads, never by the ticker you asked → a sell never spends a token the door chose → a plan goes to your signer once; a second submit of it is refused, so a retry never sends a swap twice 𝟬𝟯. 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗘𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗢𝗡 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗔𝗟, 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗖𝗢𝗗𝗘 → subscribeWebhook: a signed call to your own https address on a halt, a reopen, a close or a weekend mark, for up to 20 tokens → the secret is shown once, kept by you, and is the only key to the subscription → parseWebhook: a delivery is believed only on a matching HMAC-SHA256 over the timestamp and the raw body, inside five minutes, compared in constant time → what a delivery names comes from its signed body, never a header, so a replay is still a repeat 𝟬𝟰. 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗗𝗦 → no key, ever; an option named like a key is refused, and signing is your own function → no seed, no session, no cookie → 0 dependencies: fetch and WebCrypto only, Node 20 or newer → one host, the one you configure; a redirect is an error, never followed → no telemetry, and nothing reported back about you 𝟬𝟱. 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗗𝗢 → sign, send or move anything for anybody → take an amount as a number; amounts are decimal strings, turned into base units exactly → ask the chain; your signer is the only thing that touches it, through your own node → build a swap without a floor of your own 𝟬𝟲. 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗖𝗢𝗦𝗧𝗦 Nothing. The package and every read are free. A swap pays the pool’s own fee, inside the quote; the door charges nothing. The oracle’s paid seat is the oracle’s own price, which haltGate() states. 𝟬𝟳. 𝗪𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗜𝗧 𝗗𝗢𝗘𝗦 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗗𝗢 𝗬𝗘𝗧 → builds cover swaps and the oracle’s paid seat; loans and paid completions are built by the DeFi door over MCP → a hooked book opened after this version is not pinned in it; a swap on one takes the token and the book from a source you trust → in a browser on another site, the session signal’s per-token reads and the DeFi door answer; the other reads answer from code that is not in a browser 𝟬𝟴. 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗧𝗢 𝗦𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗧 It is not on the npm registry, and a package of the same name there is not this one. Fetch it from the site, check it, then install the file: curl -fsSLO harmonicagent.solutions/sdk/… curl -fsSLO harmonicagent.solutions/sdk/… sha256sum -c harmonic-sdk.tgz.sha256 npm install ./harmonic-sdk.tgz → version 0.1.0, 13 files, 37,088 bytes packed → sha256 b30f37d30d27b1cbbf780e672cefa7cabe110128a0dd86257cd2217239612493 → the page: harmonicagent.solutions/#/ke… → on X, tag @HarmonicAgents: “harmonic sdk” → in t.me/HarmonicAgent_Bot: “harmonic sdk” Stock Tokens are tokenized debt securities issued outside the United States and are not available to US persons. 𝗖𝗛𝗘𝗖𝗞𝗘𝗗 𝗢𝗡 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗠𝗔𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗘. 𝗦𝗜𝗚𝗡𝗘𝗗 𝗕𝗬 𝗬𝗢𝗨𝗥 𝗢𝗪𝗡 𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗗. harmonicagent.solutions t.me/HarmonicAgent_Bot $HARMONIC 𝗠𝗔𝗧𝗛 𝗜𝗦 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗠𝗘𝗖𝗛𝗔𝗡𝗜𝗦𝗠.
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