@TheBanat

Retired from Twitter after its enshittification. Find me on Instagram

 Mumbai
linktr.ee/azeembanatwalla
Joined May 2009
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MrsG
@SonnetAndWineSep 26
This is 24K pure gold level joke😂😂 Absolutely brilliant and hilarious! 🏆🔥 @TheBanat
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Arsenal lose a UCL final because of Gabriel. My faith in humanity is restored.
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Vaishna Roy@vaishnaroyApr 18
Indira Gandhi was disqualified by Allahabad High Court on June 12, 1975, in State of Uttar Pradesh v. Raj Narain. Court invalidated her 1971 Rae Bareli LS win for using govt resources in her campaign. DD and AIR are govt resources.
Vaishna Roy@vaishnaroyApr 18
PM Modi's speech today was a gross violation of the Model Code of Conduct. Will @ECISVEEP take action?
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Mahua Moitra
@MahuaMoitraApr 18
Dear @narendramodi your party has the lowest percentage of women among all parties in Lok Sabha . Implement Women’s Reservation NOW based on 543 seats - what is stopping you? Jumlabazi Nahi Chalegi
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He's alright, this guy
Sassington, M.C.
@MissSassboxMar 2
WORTH THE WATCH: his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭
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Gabbar
@Gabbar0099Jan 29
He nailed it 🔥😅
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Crazy. Aaj kal Blinkit se CEO bhi 10 minute mein mil jaata hai
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زماں
@Delhiite_28 Dec 2025
You can go to jail... Creative genius or sad reality? 😪
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If you want to watch AFCON and support any team playing against Mbuemo/Amad/Mazraoui so they come back soon and we don't have to endure more Yoro/Zirkzee life, go get the Football Fiesta pass on @FanCode. Rs.99 for 30 days. Some Ronaldo/Mbappe type youth prospects also included😂
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Dear @AmeetSatam (who I am unfortunate enough to have as my local MLA), "vote jihad" chhodo. Andheri residents pe ROAD JIHAD karna band karo. And also don't forget the "Khans" you come to when you are begging for votes, you pathetic, bigoted, incompetent fraud.
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Asli account se aao Ten Hag 😂
Bayer 04 Leverkusen
@bayer04_en28 Aug 2025
Just hoping we don't get Grimsby... #UCLdraw
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Some delulu before going to bed: The last time United lost 2nd round Carabao Cup We were also 1 point from 2 games Playing Burnley in GW3 (which we would draw 0-0) Boring football all year with a tactically inflexible manager And we ended up in the top 4. Good night 😂
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Haramorim Ball just doesn't end
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Will United finally Cook this week? 🤔 @FanCode #ad
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Amorim has the PR of Modi but the performance of BMC 😂😭
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Very encouraging performance but we deserve to lose because we haven't signed a better keeper than the rubbish we have at the club. Absolute disgrace that we've been putting up with this shit for 2 years.
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Mohamed Salah
@MoSalah9 Aug 2025
Can you tell us how he died, where, and why?
UEFA
@UEFA8 Aug 2025
Farewell to Suleiman al-Obeid, the 'Palestinian Pelé'. A talent who gave hope to countless children, even in the darkest of times.
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Discussing the Austrian GP in a bit. #TheSidePod is live at 9 lessgooo yt.openinapp.co/fvnky
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Canadian GP Review! #TheSidePod is live nowww! youtube.com/live/s8rB9c69ySg…

THE SIDEPOD S4E11: BHAI LANDO 😭

Why Lando?With @thebanat @SherryShroff@rohanjoshi8016@arjunsravi...

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Spurs, South Africa, McLaren, PSG, RCB all getting their shit together after decades of failure - in the same year? This is it. The apocalypse is coming.
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(Yes yes also Harry Kane, Newcastle, Palace, etc I know)
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