
actor/writer/horror fan/Dad wrote & play Deputy Doyle in @FunhouseMass w @reneedorian #TheMindyProject #ForAllMankind #911Lonestar #NCIS & other stuff
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#FBF To the time I got to play the dopey Deputy in a horror flick we wrote 🤓
#TheFunhouseMassacre is now streaming on @peacock
The perfect primer for halfway to #Halloween 🎃
#SpookySeason
#HalloweenMovies
#Horror #Comedy
#streaming
#FunhouseMassacre
#Scream7
1) not as bad as the internet wants you to believe
2) Kills = pretty damn gnarly
3)Sydney & Gale on screen = always great
4)Sydney front and center again, I’m here for it.
5) Killer reveal = WORST YET. Nearly ruins the entire movie. WTF
Overall, I still had fun 🤷🏻♂️
#GoodLuckHaveFunDontDie is easily the most fun I’ve had at the cinemas in a long time. It’s an eerily relevant, bonkers sci-fi/satire/action hybrid that hits the ground running & never lets up!
Go support original science fiction on the big screen, you’ll definitely have fun 🤓
So glad I got to witness #GuillermoDelToro’s #Frankenstein on the big screen! It was haunting, tragic, yet hopeful- and epic and beautiful film. Easily in my top 10 of the year! @RealGDT humanizes monsters better than most filmmakers humanize actual humans.
Okay, this movie is for a niche crowd & I’ll gladly admit to be part of its B-movie loving target audience. #ToxicAvenger was a gory, silly blast from start to finish and a love letter to Tromaville! Glad I saw it on the big screen! Fellow Troma-fans, what did you think??
Sometimes when the world seems like an unrelenting horror show, you just need to unplug and watch a Dad beat the hell out of some bad guys. #Nobody2 #MovieTheaters #AMCTheaters
Late to the party, but #FriendshipMovie might be one of the funniest and most cringeworthy (in the best way) films I’ve ever seen. I almost threw up I was laughing so hard (hint, the scene involved a Subway and a toad) 😂
The Snickers wrapper bit in #JurassicWorldRebirth felt like a rejected moment from a #FinalDestination movie. That’s all it took to make the entire high tech site overrun with mutant dinosaurs??? A candy wrapper in an air vent 🤷🏻♂️
Wow… can’t wait to hear him claim he had the biggest crowds at any parade ever and his entire cabinet agree. When we can all see with our eyes the average local Farmer’s Market on a random Tuesday draws bigger crowds 😂
#BringHerBack Wow. That was next level disturbing, anxiety-inducing, gorgeously shot and Sally Hawkins crushes it! One of the most emotionally devastating horror flicks I’ve seen in a long time. 😨
#TheUglyStepsister I thought I was prepared for how f*cked up this gets… NOPE. Honestly, this might be the best version of Cinderella. Satirizing the ridiculous/misogynistic OG fairy tale & then gets 1000% wilder (and grosser) than you’ll ever expect 🤯 @Shudder does it again!
#FinalDestinationBloodlines absolutely RULES! Embracing the goofiness of the franchise, while never sacrificing the tension or gore. It’s a wild ride. Easily one of, if not the best, entry in death’s design. And seeing it in expanded IMAX ratio was 🤯RIP Tony Todd. Legend.
#AshMovie is a trippy, slow burn indie sci-fi horror that’s an isolated fever dream with a helluva gore-filled payoff. @flyinglotus & @eizamusica knocked this out of the park 🤯 Go see it on the big screen!
#SingSing is hands down one of the best movies of last year. It’s powerful storytelling and the choice to cast former RTA members makes it all the more raw and incredibly moving. Easily top 10 or 2024.
Loving these giant sized Wheaties box theater displays for #Thunderbolts The ingredients are especially hilarious! Really looking forward to this one, looks like a return to classic dysfunctional team-ups #MCU
#CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld in #IMAX A fun mid-tier MCU movie that finally ties up some forgotten threads from way back in Phase 1 & also #TheEternals. Is it a bit messy? Yes. Are glaring green screen moments? Oooh boy, yep 😳Is the Red Hulk fight awesome? IMO, hell yes! 🤓
#HeartEyes is the best argument for metal straws I’ve ever seen.
Also, this movie RULES!
Just saw #HeartEyes today and agree 1000% with @FreddyInSpace
#HeartEyes is one of the best slashers of the last several years. It perfectly balances the slasher & the romcom, and Josh Ruben has all the right sensibilities to make both halves sing. Mason Gooding & Olivia Holt are fantastic together. Very easy to fall in love with this one!
#CompanionMovie in #IMAX A twisted, bloody, funny, intense & bonkers ride! Go in blind if you can 🤯 #SophieThatcher continues to slay the scream queen scene & @JackQuaid92 is diabolically good in this! #DrewHancock keeps you guessing, laughing & gasping the whole way!















