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Writer of the award-winning Hornet Heaven stories about Watford FC. Used to write for When Saturday Comes. Audio and books: https://teapaw.org/t.co/IBFGeSNZRT

London
Joined October 2007
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Usually, only one of the hand dryers in the Sir Elton John bogs isn’t working. Today all three are non-functional. Metaphor alert #watfordfc
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Stunning work by @Macey6 on this #watfordfc story.
Racketeers at Watford Football Club? You couldn't make it up. Listen to our latest episode at pod.fo/e/58b7e7 and HornetHeaven.com #WatfordFC
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Not sure how Leeds fans have ended up on a station platform in Sussex, but they’re groaning a lot. Fair play.
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Anyone got a #watfordfc mug quite like this one? Listen at HornetHeaven.com
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Heaven must be missing a hornet
Back from the dead! 😊😇 #watfordfc
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How do you get to Hornet Heaven if you've arrived at a different stadium in the sky? Listen to our new #watfordfc audio story here: pod.fo/e/541f60
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This #watfordfc story is a little more personal than usual. All is explained…
A new story in a new place. Read a brand new #watfordfc story exclusively on The Watford Word. It's free to read here: thewatfordword.counterpress.…
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Who remembers the old scoreboard at the Vic? #watfordfc HornetHeaven.com
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Hopefully this will lift your heart about the new #watfordfc season...
A short and sweet #WatfordFC story for the new season. It’ll do your heart good. Listen on Spotify or here: pod.fo/e/50f71a
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If you enjoy hard-boiled noir fiction, and you want to fuel your fury with #FIFA, fill your boots...
FREE SHORT STORY! (Thanks to Gianni Infantino for making it topical!) "Three men in suits arrive in the Watford FC afterlife and demand payment from the community if it wants to carry on watching #WatfordFC matches." You can download it as a pdf here: hornetheaven.com/2026/08/03/…
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What strings have to be pulled for Port Vale’s shirt sponsor to get to sing before the World Cup Final?
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#watfordfc kit reaction video
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Trump said: “That’s one thing, to penalize somebody for the game. But how do you penalize them for a game that hasn’t been played yet? It’s very unfair. You can’t do that.” Now waiting for FIFA to undo their decades-old disciplinary system. In time for the quarter-finals.
Reporter: Can you describe your phone call with Gianni Infantino about the red card? Belgium is appealing the decision. Trump: You’re asking me about the whole soccer thing. So, yeah, I did. I spoke to Gianni. That wasn’t a foul. That wasn’t even an infraction. That was two guys running full speed who happened to crash into each other. You can’t properly place your foot on somebody else’s foot when you’re going full speed. No, these were two great athletes who got tangled up. And this referee, who is a little bit suspect—if you check his past. I don’t want to say that because I don’t like to create controversy, but very suspect. If you’d like, I’ll provide you with his past. He didn’t do anything wrong, and he’s our best player, or one of our best players—a very vital player—and they gave him a red card. I didn’t know what that meant. I didn’t think it meant much. Then I started hearing that it means you can’t play in the next game, at least in the next game. I said, “Boy, that’s a big—” You know, if it happened to another player, it would have been unfair, but when they take your best player—or just about; they have some great players—and say you can’t play, that’s very unfair. That’s one thing, to penalize somebody for the game. But how do you penalize them for a game that hasn’t been played yet? It’s very unfair. You can’t do that. So, yes, I asked for a review by FIFA. I spoke to a man who is highly respected, and by the way, whose level of respect has gone up tenfold.
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It would be unfair to call Gianluca's utterings 'word salad'. I'd go for 'verbal vermicelli' or 'letter linguini' #watfordfc
Nani claims senior players have told him they 'see a change' this summer and 'there is a different mentality'. Similar was said last year so will take a fair amount to prove that. Dionisi's English is 'improving' and coaches speak it well 👇 watfordobserver.co.uk/sport/… #Watfordfc
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30 years ago today my life changed overnight... /🧵
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My mates left, and my wife and I went to the hospital. In the morning I fell in love with my newborn son and nothing has ever quite been the same. /🧵
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Of course, the transition might have been less stark if England had got to the final instead of going out on pens again. Bloody Germans.
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Foliage inside a sports stadium. Iconically necessary.
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