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Comedian • Podcaster • Writer • Retired Hot Guy • Old School Blue Check

East Coast
Joined August 2010
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Y'all, this place is weird. So here's a weird video of me. For those who dig me, check out that place in that bio above to find me. ✌️
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#fuckers and #fanwhores rejoice! @TheBillyProcida has @KrystynaHutch on the Manwhore Podcast today!! #sexpodcasts #antislutshaming
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What a fun experience being on The Manwhore podcast with @TheBillyProcida talking about sexuality, nudity, shame and more. open.spotify.com/episode/7iS… *Warning: contains adult language.* #sexuality #noshame #sexpositive #parenting #noshameexpert #shamelesspsychiatrist #drlealis
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I had so much fun!! Thanks for having me @TheBillyProcida ❤️🍆 Listen to my episode on The Manwhore Podcast now!!!
Titties in the face. Growing up. Cuckqueening. Mean commenters. And #BrokeGirlTherapy with @stefaniemaegan! all-new manwhore podcast. wherever you don't tiktok.
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My episode on the ManWhore podcast with @TheBillyProcida is now up! Make sure to give it a listen! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas… open.spotify.com/episode/6vD…
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Just recorded a great podcast with @TheBillyProcida for Manwhore Podcast! Then he bought me a drinks 🍸 Who can blame him?
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Jessica Ryan Talks Demisexuality, Squirting Secrets on The Manwhore Podcast emmnetwork.com/jessica-ryan-… @financephotog,@omgnotanother, @TheDonJuanXXX,@gavynglass,@OHMIGODITSYOU,@TheBillyProcida, @lovejessicaryan,@honeyhousepr
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FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — Trump says he ordered the Justice Department lawsuit over Alaska's US Senate race: 'I'm the one that said do it.'
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We’ve been warning for months they would try to interfere in the fair administration of our elections.   Now, the president admits he personally directed the Department of Justice to intervene in a state’s election before the votes have even been counted.   Under our Constitution, the president doesn’t get to decide who wins elections. The voters do.
FORT MYERS, Fla. (AP) — Trump says he ordered the Justice Department lawsuit over Alaska's US Senate race: 'I'm the one that said do it.'
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There are 30 NFL stadiums -- 27 (90%) used direct public funding. The other 3 got tax breaks/publicly funded infastructure. Stop taking games from fans, stop stealing rev you promised tax-payers when asking for their $, stop diluting the product, and stop risking player health.
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Would you be MORTIFIED if your son's friends discovered your porn name??? @AvaDollXXX told me about when her world collided with her vanilla mom life. check out the pod. 🎧: open.spotify.com/episode/3ps…
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Churchill could have shortened WW2 by years if he had just “done a deal” with Hitler. George Washington could have done a deal to end the American Revolution. Zelenskyy is in good company.
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Short clip from my last naked comedy show in Brooklyn. I deadass didn’t even know what I had signed up for when I agreed to do this 😅. but for anyone in NY I’ll be performing on the next Naked Show tomorrow Thursday 9/17 on the 9:00pm show! Also this full set is on my OF
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Shout out to the boul Kai & my guy @BKing552 for sliding thru to the Naked Comedy Show! He drove all the way up from MD & even copped some merch, that was really touching fr! 🙏🏽💯And much love to any others who mighta slid & didn’t say something. Grateful for all yall🫡
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I think the guy flipping burgers at McDonald’s should be able to afford rent, bills, and groceries with his paycheck alone. That’s kind of the whole point of having a job and I can’t believe this is considered a radical position for me to take.
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If you love what you do, you never work a day in your life. Or something. Episode 666: I Suck Dick with My Soul — @AvaDollXXX Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/354… Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcas…
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We don't need term limits because we already have term limits. Just vote for someone else. That's how you limit their term.
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I did a thing with @TheBillyProcida You can listen on Spotify, Apple & more, check here for links manwhorepod.com/
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your AFC Defensive Player of the Week 🤧

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you can be great parents and your kid can have amazing role models and then you hand them a smartphone and they can still burn out all their brain cells because the tech companies got it like that
I don’t like the “this new generation is dumb!” rhetoric because what it really shows is we’re bad parents and role models lmao
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