@TheBionicDam

do unto others before they do unto you

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Joined October 2017
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He looking at it like it’s a Ferrero Roche😭😭 Step back man, we’ll take it from here.
jadon@gazerjadon6h
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You can always tell who never got invited to go anywhere by the way they tweet. Tryna do the ‘cancel culture’ ting with Henry for a cheeky, harmful joke that the audience found funny as if he abused Yamal onstage sums up these low testosterone individuals in the world today.
🥷@neyholic6h
Henry is a scumbag, always trying to be different or make himself the center of attention. Such a beg. Yamal, at 19, is alr better than you've ever been.
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5 REASONS TO THANK GOD TODAY: 1. He woke you up today. 2. It’s a new day. 3. You have food to eat. 4. Roof over your head. 5. He will never abandon you.
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The Fire Still Burns Within
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He looking at it like it’s a Ferrero Roche😭😭 Step back man, we’ll take it from here.
jadon@gazerjadon6h
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Fanbase wanted Evan Ferguson & Osimhen over Kane because he was “too old & slow”, “a serial loser”, “big game bottler”
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Fanbase wanted Evan Ferguson & Osimhen over Kane because he was “too old & slow”, “a serial loser”, “big game bottler”
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondor8h
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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Ballon d'Or
@ballondor8h
HARRY KANE IS THE NEW BALLON D'OR! #ballondor
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“Michael you are the 2026 Ballon D’or winner, tell us how much this special achievement means to you” Olise:
🏌🏽@Joyaa7n9h
I want Olise to win the Ballon D’or just to see what he would say in his speech. Would be the funniest thing ever.
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Front 3 he wanted at Newcastle. He WILL play a 3 man midfield & they WILL all have to run their socks off. He loves his big henchmen at the back, none of that Lisandro nonsense. Yoro or Heaven will probably run Dan Burn fullback shifts under Howe #Hoops You will enjoy it.
Alice
@AliceTalksFooty16h
How I imagine Eddie Howe would setup United with everyone fit. LW is a toss up between Cunha or Rashford tbh but I know he wanted Cunha at Newcastle. With Sesko injured could see him going Rashford LW, Cunha CF and Mbeumo RW but think Mbeumo does ST better than Cunha personally.
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I’m pretty sure Howe wanted Cunha, Sesko, Mbeumo, Baleba, De Ligt & Santos during his time at Newcastle. Obviously he’s worked with Hall aswell who’s a major INEOS target. Yh Nagelsmann #hive it’s not looking good for you lot I’m afraid.😬
Rising Gems
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Destiny awaits.
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When Howe gets a hold of Sesko… #Platformed
mufcmpb
@mufcMPB21h
🚨 JUST IN: Jason Wilcox has made CONTACT with Eddie Howe. Christopher Vivell has SOUNDED out Julian Nagelsmann. #MUFC [@JamieJackson___]
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I think Heaven is a LCB in a back 3 or LB in a back 4 with a natural width provider ahead of him at this stage in his career. He definitely has the composure OTB for it. Arteta would’ve used him at fullback & I think he’s better suited to it than Yoro.
EXPECTED THRILL
@ExpectedThrillOct 25
Ayden Heaven needs to go back to the academy. Now we understand why Arsenal never wanted to promote him to the first team.
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Carrick is hilarious man, this is why I don’t feel sorry for him. Heaven showed suttin at LB vs Atletico & he plays Yoro at fullback instead vs Bournemouth. You just know he’d never use him there again even though it looked like a good idea. What a disappointment for a manager.
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Yk what, run Howe #Hoops man. Lemme see Yoro’s Dan Burn arc, Zirkzee’s Joelinton arc & if he can get something out of Tonali then I’m sure he can squeeze something out of Ugarte. If we’re going down, who said we have to go down without having some fun?
.@adzviiOct 25
Why am I lowkey gassed to see Jason tindall on the touchline
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Yk what, run Howe #Hoops man. Lemme see Yoro’s Dan Burn arc, Zirkzee’s Joelinton arc & if he can get something out of Tonali then I’m sure he can squeeze something out of Ugarte. If we’re going down, who said we have to go down without having some fun?
.@adzviiOct 25
Why am I lowkey gassed to see Jason tindall on the touchline
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Just found out today’s score’s…
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Tyrique George 2028 Hoops
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Make it happen. @INEOS
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This ain’t a rebuild. This is a stopgap.
Ems@Ems_pitchtalksJul 19
United piling up a midfield trio of tielemans,andrey santos and kone looks like a downgrade man Carrick has work to do
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