MacHolly🦅

I can have $60 to my name if you needed $40 ima survive off that $20 just to make sure you str8. That’s probably one of my biggest downfalls

Letting these kids play tag in the house cause I hate my down stairs neighbors

That cookie butter frappe at McDonalds is diabetes with a straw

I signed up to “adopt an angel” for Christmas .. I been wanting to do this for a while too. I’m excited

Popeyes onion rings 8/10. They gotta be fresh tho

That boy Nelly said “is that ya ass or ya mama half reindeer” 😭😭😭

When I gain this 30 pounds I’m getting ass shots idgaf 😭

Fell asleep with the heater on 88 .. almost took the whole house out 😂

Found a old VHS video of my mama polishing her Reebok and kswiss lol

Im in my biology class and we on zoom, this girl done said “ orgasm” 13 times tryna say organism’s 😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing I couldn’t hold it in

On 9/5 I bought 2 packs of tissue from Sam’s Club and I still got a 16 rolls left … it’s November

Bouta walk to my mamas so she can grease my scalp 😅

I’ve been getting my hair braided every month since June .. I think for Xmas I wanna a bob

Thunder and lightning with no rain is creepy to me cause wtf

My son costume was $61 my baby costume was $34. That’s a lot to me idk I remember them being 20 bucks out the doe!!!

This hoe on the side of the road looking at me crazy cause I won’t roll down the window. Boo I don’t need no flowers now if you had costumes or tequila we coulda had a conversation

I be having to rock this baby on level 5 just for her to go to sleep, I damn near got a crook in my neck rocking for dear life

May all our kids immune systems be protected this winter 🙏🏾

Hahahahahahahaha wtf