Amateur failure. Professional TV/Film Writer. THE GAME, ON A WING AND A PRAYER, PERFECT HARMONY, THE QUAD, SAINTS AND SINNERS. Oh and I'm a whistle blower.
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Joined June 2019
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Hey @SportsCenter @sctop10 #SCtop10
@GSAsoccer final minute of stoppage. Zach Egeston starts counter attack with a perfect ball to Rene Rivera-Contreras who gets pulled by a defender, breaks away from the hold and slots it in the back of the net to seal the W! Goooooooooooaaal!
Dear @FOXSports , why are we watching ants play soccer in the USA v URU match? The overhead wide shots looks like the camera is on Mars. 🤣🤣
Would love to hear conversations about what Harrison Butker said vs what @Kaepernick7 did and how it will impact their legacies.
The #CFPCommittee also selected the best steakhouses in America. 1. @Arbys 2.@McDonaldsCorp 3. @Wendys 4. @BurgerKing 5. @Outback 6.@RuthsChris #CollegeFootballPlayoff
Am I the only one who knew what @RandyScottESPN and @garystriewski were laughing at during the Tiger Woods segment when then reporter said, “My Neck…My Back…”@officialkhia fans know for sure.😎
Feel like I walked into Magic City only to find the dancers reading tarot cards and knitting.
Thanks, André3000.
Waiting for the genius who mashes up
a cappella lyrics from Love Below with the Andre3000 flute tracks. @dnice @MetroBoomin @DJDRAMA @Remixgodsuede @GregStreetV103 @Timbaland Not gonna call no names…but y’all know you’re geniuses.
Dear @RogersHeritage broadcasters. No. 53 for Little Rock Southwest is JASHAWN Egeston. Pronounced
JAY-SHAWN
EDGE-IS-TON.
Please pronounce it that way so @RazorbackFB @ArkRazorbacks will hear it!!!!! Great job tonight!
Yours Truly,
JaShawn’s Uncle 🤣🤣🤣
Just realized I’ve been in this #Oppeneheimer movie for three hours and only had one slushy.
If Lucas Glover’s agent doesn’t get him a pants endorsement deal by Monday morning, I don’t know what’s right in the world. #stjude classic #golf @PGATOUR @MacBarnhardt
Players from @Parkview_futbol represented at the @premierleague game last weekend!!!!
Mr. Woolf, your actions purveyed a deep generational hate for us. And that, sir, is a travesty for which you must be held accountable. If not by your superiors and peers, then by the people of Atlanta because the South will have something to say about what you did today.