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retweet if you’re older than twitter
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If you got more bread than Robert Kelly, retweet this tweet.
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This is it, Luigi!
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Replying to @garfieldpicture
fixed it
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Very recently, respected Youtube Pooper, Adam Sumobouri, aka Pie Pivotmontier-O, commited suicide due to abuse from his parents. Pie was a very good man and knew how to make us all laugh. He’ll be forever in our hearts and in our minds. Rest In Peace
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Man I can't believe two deaths have just recently happened to me.... Nintendo and my PC R.I.P.
Cool Cat against Fake News. Who will win?
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So yeah my PC basically just fucking died yesterday while I was gone. RIP
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There are no coincidences
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Happy 2019 mate. Spent an hour trying to upload a snippet of my video but I dunno how to Twitter. Fuck it, vid up in about 4-5 hours or something. Gonna go make a start on my new years resolution in the meantime, and do something besides jerk off all day. Wish me luck.
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Today I've been working on a little side project. Soon as I get back from work I'm plugging away at it some more! 😤
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Please stop saying "You can't joke about anything anymore". You can. You can joke about whatever the fuck you like. And some people won't like it and they will tell you they don't like it. And then it's up to you whether you give a fuck or not. And so on. It's a good system.
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Stock up on Funyuns
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I feel bad about all the burglars who never had the confidence to rob a house on christmas thanks to me.
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