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Joined July 2010
Do not forget little kindnesses and do not remember small faults.
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Don’t fight hate with hate, fight it with sarcasm. Much more fun.
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It is impossible for someone to not love you if you love them.
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You don’t have enough money to make people around you rich, but you do have enough love to make them happy
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What you seek is seeking you.
Are you married to your first love?
13%Yes.
50%No.
17%Not to first love.
20%Will not marry.
141 votes • Final results
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Please keep talking, I always yawn when I am interested.
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I need a six month vacation twice a year
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When you’ve been away for a while and people think you been busy , but your problem is just Data.
when a friend buys u food and says u dont have to pay them back u know they are forever
Sorry I offended you when I called you a slut. I had no idea you thought it was a secret.
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Everyone who says hello Will one day say goodbye Sometimes without warning Or giving a reason why.
& one day your name just didn't make me smile anymore.
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