Cold Wrecks + Answering Machine
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I am picking Ron Funches for my Traitors fantasy team even though he blew it in that one roundtable. My loyalty to Ron Funches will not waiver.
We were stranded at LaGuardia with no carseat and no plan. Everyone at Southwest blamed everyone else. Is Southwest unsafe for families with young children? This empty office is where we can pick up a loaner car seat
Devastating news for my friend's dad
REO Speedwagon to Retire From Touring After 2024 Due to 'Irreconcilable Differences' variety.com/2024/music/news/…
The most realistic part of Star Trek is a bunch of guys falling in love with holodeck programs and requiring intervention
Just walked into my yard to see a small spider trap a big wasp, the wasp kind of got away but fell to the ground, and then I turned around and there's a gosh darn praying mantis
Is there a word for when your dog begs you to go outside only to do gremlin stuff and not actually use the bathroom
Craig Shay retweeted
Indiana Jones spinoff about the grad student made to teach the rest of the semester with 45 minutes notice
Can we make a new social media where people cannot have takes? But what would it be? A website where people can only quote season 2 of New Girl
In this era of social media there's this type of person who insists on being the loudest and most morally correct and the most annoying at all times and it's all completely devoid of humanity and I'm honestly sick of it
It's a @stavvybaby joke but I have been doing more religious stuff not because of spirituality but because it's cool to hang out with community centric people who don't want anything from you but conversation and participation
Why would I invest in making more social media content when I could form deeper bonds with my dogs instead