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Treaty 6, yeggers my dudes
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the bluesky handle has changed, @the.cromulence.xyz will get you at me. I'll leave this here for a bit before I deactivate this account eventually.
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"Not buying tickets to my shitty movie is Khamas!"
Sacha Baron Cohen has said the reason that Ali G 2 has bombed at the Box Office is due to 'anti-semitism' and is part of a wider: "trend of Jews being portrayed in certain ways and trying to be silenced."
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deadnaming the public universal friend is crazy
23-year-old Jemima Wilkinson emerges from a stupor caused by Columbus Fever and declares that she has not survived, but that she has been reborn as an arcangel named “Publick Universal Friend.”
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Imagine losing your cushy podcast job because the Vape Nation guy cheated on his terrorist wife
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Three years on, Canada’s government continues to provide cover for Israel’s genocide.
Mark Carney on Palestine: "The humanitarian crisis in Gaza continues. We have far more resources dedicated to support than are able to be delivered to Gaza. So there are many things that are not working within Palestine, and there are many who are responsible for that."
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Reminder to keep all Zionists out of your spaces in Canada. They support the bombing of babies to shreds in tents and the rapes of prisoners including women and children. They protest for the right to rape prisoners. They have no morals and are dangerous. Please beware!
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Good morning. Fuck the genocidal apartheid state of “Israel.”
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quebec separatist: we have a unique linguistic, cultural, and national heritage. also we are quite racist. alberta separatist: I fucking hate taxes and my neighbours. also I am extremely racist.
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Does what the French are doing make sense to you yet?
After rocking a $50 million bra on the runway during her Victoria's Secret Fashion Show debut, Kylie Jenner reunited with her mom, Kris, for a big hug backstage. 🥹🫶 🎥: Instagram/ victoriassecret
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He has the highest approval rating ever because he is a Conservative, so he has their support, and the Liberal partisans aren't willing to accept that he's a Conservative, so he still has their support too. Carney has absolutely fucked our political landscape.
Mark Carney has the highest approval rating in Canadian history. Meanwhile, Danielle Smith and Pierre Poilievre are at record lows. Maybe it’s time to rethink conservatism in Canada?
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Let's not lose sight of the fact that Roman Shukhevych was, in fact, a Nazi collaborator, as is documented extensively. Comments like these show how much Kinney's idiotic stunt undermined the cause of pushing for historical truth.
Replying to @JeremyAppel1025
August 2021? Dudes an OG vatnik.
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This guy is obsessed with anti-Semitism but here he is mocking someone for vandalizing a monument honoring a notorious nazi-collaborationist Ukrainian fascist anti-Semite. Curious.
Beyond the silliest caricature of a crusading woke SJW posing as a journalist, is what Duncan Kinney just admitted to doing.
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Japan has entered the chat The people globally have had enough
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Right-wingers, December 2024: You are not ready for what's coming. You have no idea what is coming. Nothing can prepare you. Right-wingers, October 2026: hey (((they))) don't want you to know how ***horny*** I am for genderbend draco malfoy
Malfoid is quietly becoming a symbol of the West's cultural counter-revolution. In a world increasingly starved of romance, devotion and anything worth building a future around, a fictional girl seems to have awakened something long dormant.
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Alternative universe where Duncan says yes I did it and Nazis are bad and journalists aren’t neutral and it’s still very stupid but not HARMFUL and MANIPULATIVE and giving ammunition to EPS and fascists
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So Kinney pled guilty for defacing the statue and then writing about it for his publication at the time. An absolutely egregious disregard of basic ethics.
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hey look everyone, the dumbest dipshit in the province is wrong about a thing again. Shocking.
PSA: Choosing Option 2 on the referendum does not, by itself, make you a separatist, and it does not take Alberta out of Canada. Someone can want that vote held (and the information that would come with it) and still intend to vote to stay if it happens. There are a lot of NPC's out there attempting to shame people into voting one way or another. You do you. Hope this helps.
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Going to be very annoying when everyone finally catches up on the whole Carney being to the right of Stephen Harper thing but the sooner we get there the better
When Carney gave his now-famous speech in Davos, many of us - perhaps naively - were excited that Canada would emerge as a global leader to reinforce international law and its principles. Ever since, Carney has worked hard, it appears, to disappoint us. Here, for instance, he downplays Trump's language of annihilation as mere "war talk" and goes on to repeat the Israeli line that Iran constitutes an existential threat to Israel. Carney's key point in Davos was that Western states applied international law "with varying rigour depending on the identity of the accused or the victim." And that is exactly what Carney did here. He downplayed Trump's horrific language (would he have done it if Pezeshkian had uttered those words?) and then went on to indirectly justify the illegal war by repeating Israeli propaganda re Iran's threat to Israel. Deep inside, I knew he would disappoint. Just not this fast and not this embarrassingly.
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Canada continues to be shameful on this issue.
Room empties out at the UN as Netanyahu begins his speech.
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If you’re moved by this guy crying boy oh boy are there some other images and videos you should check out
Shattered Ed Sheeran claims family ‘abandoned’ him as Macklemore controversy rages on trib.al/bVqK5m9
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