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Chanting "Free Palestine" at Pride and then saying "I don't know" when asked why is retarded.
They went from "resilience" to "maybe we're on the wrong side" in 22 seconds.
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Rewriting a 35-year jingle so it says "Maybe. We're born with it." They had one of the most recognizable slogans in advertising and decided the problem was the word "she."
Retarded.
After 35 years, Maybelline is giving one of beauty’s most recognizable slogans a makeover.
The brand is moving away from its famous “Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s Maybelline” tagline, shifting from “she” to “we” with a new message about identity and possibility.
“MAYBE. IS IN OUR DNA,” the company says, adding that everyone is born with the potential to become anyone they choose.
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🚨 Signs that you may be retarded:
“Communism works!“
“Africa would be rich if it wasn’t colonized”
“Islam is the religion of peace intolerance“
“Protect trans kids“
“Nationalized healthcare is a human right”
“Post birth abortion should be considered healthcare”
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This little derp doesn’t even give two retarded shits!
She moves from one “tragedy” to the next!
Greta Thunberg laughs hysterically when told Fridays for Future, climate change group she founded, still protesting: 'They still do that?' trib.al/NzkW0gv
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Israel bad.
Climate good.
That’s it.
Greta Thunberg accuses Israel of ‘genocide’ and ‘ecocide’ while in Turkey.
“International law and the human rights that people so proudly claim to stand behind have become a graveyard.”
Meanwhile, Turkish President Erdogan has bombed Kurdish regions more than 4,000 times.
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Welcome to my neck of the woods.
The U of O is a retard factory!
This man works at the University of Oregon. Yes, teaching Americans. He uses they/them pronouns and hates capitalism
American Universities are Liberal indoctrination camps
“I've never gone on strike before, but I guess there's a first time for everything. Contrary to popular opinion, not only am I employed, but I'm also part of a union, and 98% of us just voted to go on strike at the University of Oregon”
“Hundreds of us are prepared to go on strike a week from today”
They’re upset about a proposed 0% cost of living adjustment from the University. He’s part of a Humanities program and a lot of his posts online are typical liberal stuff and hating capitalism
Our universities are liberal indoctrination camps. This is who you’re sending your kids away at school to go learn from
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Campus mic, a head full of slogans, and no idea what any of them meant. That's a retarded education.
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Decades of socialist ideology and propaganda, gone in a few minutes.
Frat boys make monkey noises at Black woman who was protesting for Palestine at Ole Miss.
Follow: @AFpost
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So in other words, we can’t use the word retard as a word to describe liberals because it offends people with actual mental disabilities.
But liberals are perfectly cool with people aborting and killing their children with mental disabilities who were once labeled as, and follow me on this one carefully….
“RETARDS”.
Here’s the rub, Folks; people with mental disabilities are not retards!
Liberals, Democrats, socialists, Marxists, and most of the people that attend most college universities are in fact true “RETARDS”!
The more you know.
These retards get upset when we use the word “retard” because they say it’s offensive to disabled people, but they happily say that parents of children with Down syndrome should be allowed to abort them.
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Do you want to cancel culture?
Because kicking this young woman out of school for acting like a spaz is how you get. Cancel culture!!
I for one and many other people are tired of this retarded, hypocritical butt hurt nonsense!
Here’s a thought , I give you your new White House press secretary!!!!
Don’t get your panties in a twist collectively ya retards!! lol
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Faking a marathon bib, finishing all 26.2 miles, then posting a video admitting you weren’t registered is retarded.
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I use McCormick seasoning on everything.
What I find so amusing about this is that when I was a teacher, a group of Black students could be misbehaving in the hall, and when I told them to get to class, they’d hit me with, “Dis muh f*cka honky-ass cracka be doing the most, boy!” I’d be lucky if the administration gave them so much as a verbal warning.
Then you have some drunk girls making monkey noises at a door in the middle of the night- with no evidence they even knew the residents were Black- and they’re getting raked over the coals in the national media for something that should’ve been, at most, a sit-down with the dean.
This is what people hate. It feels like we have two sets of rules for conduct in this country. One for white people and one for black people.
If you’re white and do anything perceived as even slightly racist, people line up to ruin your life. If you’re Black and get held responsible for hurting a white person, people line up to donate to your GoFundMe.
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