Back home with the boys and it feels so right! #FriendsForever #WhenDidWeGetSoOld instagram.com/p/o_qeaDk3ry/
When you want to watch a video on your iPad but it is a "not supported format" while pooping... epitome of #FirstWorldProblems
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Jellyfish and lobsters are considered biologically immortal - They don’t age and will never die unless they are killed.
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Ginobili 8 turnovers!That's who you wanted 2 have the ball there with a time out, Parker on the bench & the game & championship on the line?
If I could just figure out how to live tweet me sleeping I'd be getting 8hrs every night! Until then no sleep, only tweets #Dedication
Wrote my bracket out on notebook paper....too broke to buy printer paper #GrownManProblems
Dwight Howard continuing to say all the wrong things....but at least he stop wearing the ridiculous headband #SmallVictories
Who the hell did the browns hire?? #Confusion #PessimisticClevelandFan
That moment when your row goes from empty to full with a baby sitting next to you on a plane.....#Struggles #FirstWorldProblems
Best part of going home for holidays....free laundry #PoorGuyGrind
An accident going one direction doesn't mean traffic on both sides needs to stop moving. Screw the 405! #RoadRage #LAproblems
@sassybifriend I sorta thought you would have some nice/sassy tweet about the election results up, but nothing yet?....#LosingYourTouch
Geeze I just wanna go change America myself now! Pumped up! #Obama4Mankind
I was afraid Ohio would do something stupid....Thank goodness my state didn't embarrass me again! #VoteObama
@weiser33 best pull of my life....NBA is back with a Cavs game 1st night! #ftw
Best part about this Sunday? NBA next week! @weisser33 #GoodShit


