Former head football coach at South Central Louisiana State University Mud Dogs… Now tweeting about college football, startups, and more. Sub on YouTube 👇
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Price Is Right - College Football 2025 Edition 😂
youtu.be/wPf-QN2nmtk
#collegefootball #sports #funny #viralvideo
The year is 2028.
Unemployment is 101%.
Robots took every job, then laid themselves off for efficiency.
They keep us in underground feeding halls and drop protein bricks through slots.
The world's #1 (and only) currency is BeastBucks.
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Class of 2026… let’s eat. 🥣
#GOLDingEra | #HottyToddy
In 2025, every new L1 or L2 #blockchain is launching their low-float, high-FDV #crypto token with a pitch just like this😂
Tired of every startup pretending they reinvented AI?
I dropped the perfect diss track about it (ironically made with AI). 😂
#startups #ai #llm #technology
youtube.com/watch?v=TxzxxSnA…
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In case you missed the presser.
Genius 🤣
Last week I hosted family for Thanksgiving.
My 12-year-old nephew asked for the WiFi password.
He wanted to play Roblox on his iPad.
I looked at the device.
Unmanaged. No antivirus. No encryption.
I’m an IT Professional. I don't run an open network.
So I didn’t give him the password.
Instead, I spent 45 minutes provisioning a Guest VLAN.
I set up a captive portal.
I throttled the bandwidth down to 56kbps.
Then I blocked all traffic on ports 80 and 443.
He came back crying. He said it wouldn't load.
My sister screamed at me to "just let him play."
I told her that Zero Trust architecture doesn't care about bloodlines.
We didn't have a "fun" Thanksgiving.
But we had a secure perimeter.
You’re welcome for the compliance.
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OFFICIAL | Pete Golding Named Head Football Coach at Ole Miss
@CoachGolding x #HottyToddy
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