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Guhan

@TheDogeVampire

If I'm relatable, please seek help 😌

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Joined November 2018
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the hardest part is acting normal when something doesn't feel the same anymore.
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"Don't u get bored being home alone all day?" Me at home:
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He waited 5 years just to hear "I don't love you"
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User funds are safe in Kim jong Un's account . All safe.
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Rest?? What that even mean 🫣
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Imagine being a tiny human on a random planet, in a random galaxy, orbiting an ordinary star in an incomprehensibly huge universe, worrying about texts, deadlines, money, and people who probably won't even matter a few years from now. Somewhere out there, stars are being born, galaxies are colliding, and entire worlds might exist that we'll never know about. And here we are, trying to figure out what to eat tonight. 😭🪐
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Me surviving another work week
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I do what i can for ppl because i wish i had someone like me in my life.
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Arguing with me is pointless I knew I was wrong 20 minutes ago
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nothing is more frustrating than sitting at work, staring at your screen, having a million things to do but absolutely no idea where to start. and somehow the day still feels 48 hours long 😭 damn i wish it was saturday already.
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Favourite part of the day.
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ever wake up and get annoyed the second you reach work for absolutely no reason 😭 like nobody even did anything, i just don’t wanna be here but here i am, replying to emails, attending meetings, and mentally resigning every 15 minutes 💀
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What your laptop says about you...
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How I feel knowing it’s Monday tomorrow @TheDogeVampire Sike!! Monday is my favourite day 💛
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People are afraid I will tell someone their secrets. Me in front of the refrigerator trying to remember why I opened it:
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Just throw them in an asylum and call it a day 😭💀 humanity is genuinely cooked.
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Indian society will judge you for dating, pressure you to get married, question you for not having kids, and then interfere in how you raise them. 💀 They'll control your life in the name of log kya kahenge and call it culture. Your happiness is optional, but society's approval is apparently mandatory. In India, even living your own life requires public permission.
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bruh we went from oct 1 to 25 in like 5 mins
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TOM CRUISE IS 64, BRO IS NOT NORMAL HUMAN 😂 Tom Cruise is 64 and still looks incredibly fit while working on a new movie. I want to know his secret to staying in such great shape.
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My favorite Marvel character :(
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