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TBH i'm just here to scoff while i read your tweets. Also checkout my linked website below for cool stories and more. Open for editorial collabs

Kenya
Joined November 2009
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Please have hobbies in your 30s, so you don’t become overly focused on relationships, other people’s availability, or what’s missing in your life. Run, dance, read, travel, try new things, make friends, and fall in love with your own life. There’s so much more to experience.
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Ata acha East African, I'm making an argument that we are the biggest destination for Afro-House in Africa outside of SA.
And we should never have to complain to DJs so they deliver “good” sets. Standards should always be tops- we are the only East African country to embrace Afrohouse In wallet and wholeheartedly
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people underestimate how much damage repeated small disappointments can do
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having siblings really is the easiest way to notice how different people turn out even if raised under the exact same conditions 😭😭😭
Same genes,completely different personalities.🤣
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When he cheated on me and I crashed out on Instagram live with 40 viewers and i could hear my neighbor watching the live through the wall
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Can’t teach this , gotta be in you
My boo surprised me with a wine tasting at home🥹💕💕💕I love this so much!!!!
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And yet they never warn us. Typical snake behavior.
Snakes can help predict earthquakes. They can sense a coming earthquake from 75 miles away, up to five days before it happens.
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Whenever you have money and there’s something you really want to get and you think if you buy it you would go broke just so you know, weeks later, you wont have the money anymore neither the stuff you really wanted
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Going from obsessed to completely uninterested is a talent I built brick by brick and I'm extremely proud of it
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Niliwai pigwa ngeta na mdem hapo Westie usiku nikitoka job. Short nigha problems man, the back of my head was literally resting on her tits as she choked me out and her compadres took my phone😂 I often think about that robbery a lot, nilifika home nikinuka cocoa butter
Does anyone else have trauma that's objectively kind of funny
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Just a reminder: No matter how hard life gets, there's a cat at home who loves you and waits for you.
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L'amour de ta vie c'est toi. Prends soin de toi
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I've had to learn that being afraid of losing someone can make you forget that you're also someone worth keeping.
Stop being afraid of losing people. Love them well, show up sincerely and appreciate the time you share. But never forget that you're bringing something valuable to the table too. You deserve relationships where that value is recognised, not constantly questioned.
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I’m in love with this sentence: “Every pattern in your life repeats until you learn the lesson. The moment you choose differently, the loop ends and growth begins.”
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He’s inconsistent because he doesn’t like you.
How do I call a man out for not being consistent enough with texting without seeming like a crazy person?
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I raise you washing the dishes
there's so much you realise while bathing .
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afro tech warriors, we’re so back
Afro Tech is slowly becoming my best genre
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Be vulnerable. Sio kila time resilience we si simba
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Just when you think vegetables can’t call. Onion rings
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Muze done said
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