i woke up like this

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Really was a good shot but sometimes the quality look doesn’t fall
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one thing i respect about her is that she willing to bump heads with anyone, even people she super close wit. bc she around mad people who fw this niggas brand
Karrahbooo disses Sickö and Ian Connor responds 👀‼️
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I was talking to this girl last night and I told her to follow me on instagram. She said, “What does a follow on Instagram mean to you?” My dumbass said everything. 😭
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Oh my god this nigga is indestructible he’s a super nigga 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
Omg Jacoby 💀 dude’s tough as hell no one can deny that 😭
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Just fyi, Caleb Williams played his entire first two seasons in the NFL as the starter without a roughing the passer call, including his rookie season where his O-line was so bad that he took 111 QB hits and 68 sacks.
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G Herbo was not feeling this Caleb Williams Halloween decoration 🤣
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Coworker just accidentally confirmed that she thought I can't read
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when i ask 3yo not to say “shut up” he says “well the shut up man is coming tomorrow and going to say shut up to you”. kind of difficult to respond to that. if i ask who the shut up man is, he says “oh you don’t know???” and laughs at me. feels like bullying
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Bron gonna go on a podcast 7 years from now and say this is the moment he knew the game left him lol
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i was hoping they would do this
Caddix responded Caleb Williams’ $11K NFL fine, saying the Bears QB bought the cleats himself and has no endorsement deal with the brand. The brand will also cover the fine. 📸: Getty via: Linkedin
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Caddix responded Caleb Williams’ $11K NFL fine, saying the Bears QB bought the cleats himself and has no endorsement deal with the brand. The brand will also cover the fine. 📸: Getty via: Linkedin
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JUST IN: California rehab operators accused of supplying illegal drugs to recovering addicts to keep them hooked & collect over $210 million from insurers.
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Victory Monday
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....and there it is. Donald's handler.
Holy shit. Dutch intelligence has uncovered Jared Kushner’s role as a Mossad agent.
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i'm just confused how a flat piece of bread is a pudding
someone realized a giant Yorkshire pudding is a great wrap bread and the direction of UK cuisine has been changed forever
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Literally threw a body kick
What's a fight you'd mention as the perfect example of Luck in MMA?
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when I’m joking and someone takes me seriously:
Bones Hyland receives a tech for jokingly pretending to throw the ball at ref His facial expression after it was hilarious
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She played yall goofy asses
Went to Olive Garden with a friend today to fight the hangover and the waitress was great. So I wanted to give her a $20 tip on our $80 bill. So I gave her the $100 bill and she was SO happy and thankful for her $100 tip so we just paid the $80 bill also, lmfao. 😭
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just incredible fucking slander
If you celebrated the last Jayden Daniels win by having sex with your wife the baby would already be crawling
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