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πŸ“– 'THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL' is available at all good bookshops (links below) πŸŽ™ Award-Winning Comedy Fantasy Football Show πŸ‘‹ Still alive! Send us a DM 😘

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Fuck me, he's got better at painting, hasn't he?! teapaw.org/ODDSbible/status/99742…
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Gabriel Jesus' rise to the top πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
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David Nobbs Memorial Trust@NobbsMemorialJun 19
Meet this year’s DNMT New Comedy Writing Competition shortlist! Congratulations to Indigo Hinton, Anina Grostern, Sid Sagar, Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes, Lewis Brierly and Paul Carey
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David Nobbs Memorial Trust@NobbsMemorialMay 14
Congratulations to the 2026 DNMT New Comedy Writing Competition long list! Thanks to all the readers who read and scored all the submitted scripts! The shortlist will be announced in June.
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π‘π„π’π“πŽπ‚πŠ | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates πŸ›’ stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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π‘π„π’π“πŽπ‚πŠ | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates πŸ›’ stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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π‘π„π’π“πŽπ‚πŠ | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates πŸ›’ stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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Sitcom Mission@sitcommission26 Jun 2025
After our Sitcom Mission 2025 Industry Showcase… Our winner is: Therapists by Sal Fulcher Because of how tight it was with our judge voting, this year as a one off, we’re also awarding… Runner-up to: Baeliffs by Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes Our other incredible finalists…
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π‘π„π’π“πŽπ‚πŠ | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates πŸ›’ stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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BCG Pro@BCGPro6 Jun 2025
Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes, Jasmine Ballard, Nick Younger and Sal Fulcher are the finalists for @SitcomMission 2025. comedy.co.uk/sitcom_mission/…
Sitcom Mission 2025 finalists - Sitcom Mission blog - BCG Pro

Sitcom Mission 2025 finalists - Sitcom Mission blog - BCG Pro

[p]Craig Hazell[/p] & [p]Tom Holmes[/p], [p]Jasmine Ballard[/p], [p]Nick Younger[/p] and [p]Sal Fulcher[/p] are in the final round of Sitcom Mission 2025.

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Sitcom Mission@sitcommission6 Jun 2025
Our FINALISTS going to the Sitcom Mission 2025 Industry Showcase: Baeliffs - Craig Hazell & Tom Holmes False start - Jasmine Ballard Kings of Convenience - Nick Younger Therapists - Sal Fulcher Congratulations! πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰
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π‘π„π’π“πŽπ‚πŠ | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates πŸ›’ stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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Imagine the shittest derby in football. Double it. Now imagine the teams aren't in the same city or county Now imagine it's named after a motorway. Imagine that motorway doesn't even connect them. Double it again. Congratulations, you just imagined Palace v Brighton #M23
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Wilf referred to it as a derby...
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π‘π„π’π“πŽπ‚πŠ | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates πŸ›’ stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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Despite how it looks, the below is not one of those social media apologies for inappropriate behaviour... just an update that does absolutely no updating whatsoever. x
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π‘π„π’π“πŽπ‚πŠ | @TheGafferTapes presents: THE A-Z OF FANTASY FOOTBALL by @The_Tom_Holmes, @CraigHazell, @AshKernsworth There are no promises that this hilarious book will help you win it all, but it has all you need to help you beat your mates πŸ›’ stanchionbooks.com/products/…
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Tom Holmes@The_Tom_Holmes20 Jun 2024
Did Southgate just say that we don’t have a natural replacement for Kalvin Phillips????!!!! He never plays! He’s never fit! How can you blame ANYTHING on that???!!! 🀣🀣🀣🀣 #Eng
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Tom Holmes@The_Tom_Holmes19 Jun 2024
I know for a fact this discussion has been had before now. The people with the power at the club do not care about women’s football. When I worked for the women’s team, I came into the office the day after we beat Man United away, and (someone) asked if we’d played that weekend
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Reading may not be able to compete in Women’s Championship next season dlvr.it/T8RjXC
Reading may not be able to compete in Women’s Championship next season

Reading may not be able to compete in Women’s Championship next season

Fears are mounting that Reading’s women’s team may not be able to compete in the Women’s Championship next season because of financial concerns

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Jacob Hawley@hawleyjacob13 Jun 2024
READING I AM V SORRY BUT I HAVE TO CANCEL MY SHOW TONIGHT AS MY MRS IS SICK AND I HAVE TO CARE FOR THESE MONKEYS. PLS CONTACT VENUE FOR REFUNDS. SO SORRY
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Jacob Hawley@hawleyjacob11 Jun 2024
READING I am ready for the sticky floors of The Turtle. Big @The_Tom_Holmes opening. Handful of tickets left, which you must find the link for yourself I’m afraid
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