Graic

Maybe if my name was Annie people would ask if I was okay..

Fuck you, strep throat.

Hell yeah muscle relaxers

Sanic

I've been playing Metal Gear Solid 2 for over 20 years and just now figured out the most efficient method to beating all those damn RAYs.

Pikmin 4 was truly the greatest game ever made

The what verse?

just cooked the absolute **** out of *** **** eggs and lemme tell y'all, they are good as ************* ****.

We are truly blessed. Thank you, Nintendo, for allowing us to buy an 18 year old game at such a bargain.

What if Tom Cruise was real?

No.

Don't mind me.....I'm fine....just wish a bitch would have asked what Bofadeez are.....😔

A skateboarding skeleton named Bony Hawk

Optimus Prime can turn into a semi truck, which is way cooler than any of that shit the Avengers can do

Bomberman and his brother Mobmerman.

All movies are baseball movies until proven otherwise

Today, a wasp flew into my window and attacked me whilst I was in the McDonald's drive thru. After a tough battle, I came out the victor, but at a heavy cost. It just goes to show you that anything can happen in the streets of New York, baby!

Short shorts are wonderful

Am I the only one that noticed the characters in Seinfeld are a bit problematic?

I am truly blessed with the honor of super glueing my shoes together because I cannot afford another pair