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Long lost member of Jodeci. Celibate gigolo. Jokes about drugs & pubic hair. Wisher of abs. Father of 4, and probably just too much. #HolaCola 🖕🏼

Wherever The Kliq Buried Me
Joined September 2019
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If you’re not teaching your kids the Thriller dance, you’re not doing it right….
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Hormones? I sure hope she does….
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Four fucking shirts, and my nipples are still dangerously hard.🙄
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I miss the days when Virgil would tell us to “go out and make that meat sauce fuck money”.
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Customer just sexually slid his debit card into the card reader while maintaining eye contact with me… That did not moisten me.
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Introduce yourself by listing 10 bands you have seen live Korn Deftones Pantera Mad Season (Live @ The Moore) Ice Cube Linkin Park Eminem Melvins Earth, Wind, & Fire AFI
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“Fuck cars” isn’t a preference at this point. It’s a foundational philosophical principle.
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Done stopped in the middle of every task today just to do this…🤷🏻‍♂️
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Rookies out here, trying to serenade women with Boyz II Men’s “I’ll Make Love To You”…. Smdh…. Us real ones are out here on one knee singing “Mowtownphilly”. 😒
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Watched this five times and it’s funnier every single time…
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“I’m proud of you for not becoming a serial killer“ would really be nice to hear every once in a while.😒
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😭😭😭 ❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤
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So…. D in his 20’s…. Got it.
GTA 6 has received a rating of PEGI 18, revealing mentions of "decapitation," the ability for players to snort cocaine at any time, "scenes of sexual fetishes," and much more. ign.com/articles/gta-6-age-r…
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My mood today is very much “so help me Fucking God I will burn this earth to the ground“.
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All the way. I’ve actually died twice….🤷🏻‍♂️
What’s the closest you’ve ever come to dying? 😳
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Well Fook…..
if a woman calls you "handsome" she wants to get you pregnant
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Fr thought this was Judge Judy…
Linda McMahon making an appearance on Smackdown TV tonight. #Smackdown
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🤯🤯🤯 I’m blown away… There are some real big things that are happening right now. I don’t wanna say anything yet. However, when this does move forward, I’ll give the heads up. I’m so Fucking stunned.
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Sorry, but I actually yodeled for a second…
Wtf...is Avril lavigne drunk on stage if not why would she be having a bottle on stage ?👀😺
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Avril Lavigne often sprays champagne from a bottle onstage during "Here's To Never Growing Up" as a toast, as at Spain's Mad Cool 2024. Reviews describe an energetic show with no signs of intoxication. She has said she doesn't drink before performing. diymag.com/review/live/th… the-independent.com/arts-entertain… digitalspy.com/music/a70191/l…
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