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Exactly 😂 Tesla has no government contracts and President Trump ended federal incentives for electric vehicles. SpaceX contracts with the government are BOTH the best product AND the lowest price! Moreover government revenue will be less than 10% of SpaceX revenue this quarter and less then 5% a year from now. Happy to cancel any that the government doesn’t want. Just say the word!
Elon please send this January 1: Dear Senate & House Democrats, Many of you criticize my companies receiving federal contracts. I hereby offer to cancel. Please publish a list of each contract to cancel with any required agency consent, and we will cancel promptly. Sincerely, Elon Musk
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HAKE Fri 11/6/26 Call-in: 888-775-3773 (free overseas using Viber app 00 1 888-775-3773 — so I'm told) Catch @jlptalk on the @fallenstatetv hosting that Messianic Jewish rabbi today — then Nick AAB @gorgonzhola streams afterward teapaw.org/i/broadcasts/1YpJkkvBN…
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God's Natural Diversity, Not Satan's Forced Diversity | Communism. Trump. Fuentes | HAKE Fri 11/6/26 Finally some voters call! Netherlands, too! We talk communism, boomers, anger-blindness, Our Greatest President (Trump), and Our Future President (Fuentes). Article/Video: "What Trump Hath Wrought." The Hake Report, Friday, November 6, 2026 AD TIMESTAMPS 0:00:00 Start, shoutouts 0:03:11 Supers: Did he call me r—ist? 💰 0:07:06 Disclaim & Hey, guys! AJ original 🎶 0:09:17 Greggatron: King of the Hill? 📞 0:12:11 Greggatron: Evolution? Big Bang? 0:12:58 Greggatron story: black gal voting directions 0:15:05 Greggatron: Communism is human nature; boomers didn't have it easy 0:17:51 Greggatron: 8 black women win GA; Ancestors strong or weak? 0:25:11 Greggatron doesn't believe in racism anymore 0:25:38 Greggatron: Independents messed us up; Our Future Prez 0:31:28 Greggatron: Iran after midterms? Turning on Trump 0:33:49 Pontjo: Dutch PM Rob Jetten surrogate child 📞 0:37:51 Pontjo: Flexing that Dems won, anger 0:40:35 Pontjo: Moroccans & Palestinians in Netherlands, love for Jews & all, Edom is Europe? 0:42:48 Pontjo from Suriname, Dutch territory, history 0:47:47 Bright Lights 🎶 0:50:55 Supers 💰 1:01:43 Michael: Loyal to a fault? 📞 1:04:14 Michael: Trump on the ballot? 1:07:46 Michael: What Trump Hath Wrought, per Jared Taylor 1:13:52 Michael not impressed, young, passionate, idealistic 1:20:30 Michael: Jesus & Trump 1:24:24 David: Lawrence Welk; "Evil Woman" song; Casio 📞 1:27:03 David: Running mouth, advice for black friend? 1:33:11 David: Georgia elected black leaders, bringing up "history" 1:34:33 David voted; Iran war; 1:37:43 David: Flood of earth; read Revelation, Daniel 1:41:15 David: I feel their anger; BIBLE DENIER 1:44:34 John in KY: Last days: Edom betrayed his brother; Bibi, the West 📞 1:47:36 John: SUNO AI song on End Times 1:48:16 Mark: General sense 📞 END 📝 BLOG: thehakereport.com/blog/2026/… 🎧 SUBSTACK: thehakereport.substack.com/p… 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2… 📺 TFS youtube.com/thefallenstatetv | rumble.com/TFS – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET)
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Impatience Is Wrong | Musician Cancelled. Non-Voters! Honest Race Talk | HAKE Thu 11/5/26 Is evolution Christian? More callers didn't vote! Why not? Should a man correct his wife in front of kids? Are black Americans more honest about race? Is Trump the same as Democrats? Peace on earth? 0:00:00 Start 0:01:50 Info may be false & Supers 0:05:24 Jake Husdon sings Hake 🎶 0:06:30 Meade: Midterms, Iran, JD Vance 📞 0:12:07 Meade: Secular Jews & evolution 0:18:33 Meade: Canceled by music venue for online stuff 0:24:35 Steve'n: Interracial, R-word, employment discrimination 📞 0:30:14 Steve'n: integration, correct wife in front kids, impatience 0:38:29 Break: Coming up 0:39:45 Gone - Bright Lights 🎶 0:42:46 Supers 💰 0:52:04 Allen: Honesty on race; Jefferson; Niger 📞 0:57:45 Allen: I did not vote 1:07:47 James: Diesel prices 📞 1:14:37 James: Didn't vote '24 or '26 1:19:30 James: Trump & Democrats the same? 1:29:13 John in KY: Predictable; Christ; Peace on Earth 📞 1:37:40 John: Trump. I didn't vote. Christ ain't white 1:39:28 Sion 📞 1:42:55 Sion: job opportunity up north 1:47:34 Sion: Turmeric & black pepper 1:49:51 Rob did not vote. "Two party" puppet pressure release 📞 1:52:37 Rob: Julian Brown wasn't all that, Maze. END The Hake Report, Thursday, November 5, 2026 AD 📝 BLOG: thehakereport.com/blog/2026/… 🎧 SUBSTACK: thehakereport.substack.com/p… 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2… – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐
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DeMar DeRozan tweet: depressed? Josh from GA tipped Hake about NBA player DeMar DeRozan’s post on X about sitting in a dark room, darkness understands you, enjoy bitter silence, no fake smiles. The player’s in his 30s i think, and has been open about mental health issues and maybe an advocate about the issue. Hake compares it to Psalm 4:4, Be angry and do not sin; meditate within your heart upon your bed, and be still — something like that. Clip from The Hake Report, Thursday, October 29, 2026 AD — I believe Clip edited by Kurt the @punchietv producer 👍 #NBA #mentalhealth #depression
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That's a Shame | Voters. Non-Voters. Petty Issues. Iran. Epstein. Trump's Fault? | HAKE Wed 11/4/26 Hake callers didn't vote & wouldn't vote! Who botched the election: Trump? Or the voters (& non-voters)? Politics is petty, but you should vote (if you know what's up). Church theology doesn't work. 0:00:00 I've been out! 0:01:08 Elections: Don't get mad 0:03:28 Hey, guys! 🎶 0:05:09 Zenny: Hake to blame? 📞 0:22:20 Zenny: Trump-Bibi defund Israel 0:25:04 Brady: Too disrespectful, sorry 📞 0:28:08 Ross: Spending money to be right 📞 0:32:55 William 7: Being right; Didn't vote! Trifling or Christian? 📞 0:50:21 Mark: Ppl fed up not voting, Republicans 📞 0:56:30 Mark: Church theology doesn't work; lust, anger 1:01:24 Mark: Petty politics, picking battles not fights; Suffer to wake up? 1:09:15 Jake - Hake AI song 🎶 1:12:15 Supers: Gregg. "Ooga-booga"? Trump vs out-of-shape? 💰 1:22:42 Popcorn & more 💰 1:27:16 Supers 💰 1:31:25 Coco: Handsome! Johnny Wactor, actor shot '24, catalytic converter theft 📞 1:37:00 Coco: spirit of violence; I didn't vote… 1:46:37 Rick: Election feelings? 📞 1:52:00 Outro 👋 The Hake Report returns, Wednesday, November 4, 2026 AD 📝 BLOG: thehakereport.com/blog/2026/… 🎧 SUBSTACK: thehakereport.substack.com/p… 👨🏾‍🦲 JLP / HAKE NEWS: thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2… 🥊 PUNCHIE TV: thehakereport.com/punchietv/… – 📞 CALL HAKE: 888-775-3773 (Mon-Fri 9-11a PT / 11-1p CT / 12-2p ET) 🌐
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HOW I VOTED plus asking Grok how a right-winger would vote on some stuff (no endorsement, info may be false) craighuey.com/
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