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Denver, CO
Joined April 2015
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Lets go
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🚨🚨HISTORICALLY BAD🚨🚨 Of 701 qualified QB seasons through 6 games over 20 years, #Broncos Bo Nix ranks DEAD LAST in average pass length at just 4.9 air yards per attempt. In the 2nd half tonight, his average pass was thrown BEHIND the line of scrimmage. (Via @doug_clawson)
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Sure babe I’d love to go carve pumpkins with your friend and her random boyfriend that I’ve never met on Sunday it’s not like I was planning on watching 7 hours of nonstop commercial free football or anything 🤣🤣🤣 why the hell would I not be consulted before agreeing to this
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🚨BREAKING: A Polymarket user put $20 on UNDER 7.5 runs in Yankees–Rays at 0.1% odds after a home run made it 4-4... Officials then overturned the HR for fan interference & no more runs scored, turning $20 into $20,000.
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Mike McCarthy doesn’t even coach he just sits on the sideline and looks at Aaron Rodgers like this.
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Posting a Kodak song after beating Lamar in Baltimore yea this a real demon
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See you in 1 Sunday.
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5 things I’m looking forward to this month: 1. Football 2. Betting on football 3. Watching football 4. Fantasy football 5. Football
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See you in 2 Sundays.
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See you in 4 weeks.
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50 days from right now…
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Sources: @LionUpBaseball made some staff changes with Taylor Dugas heading to Houston. Evan Bush was promoted, and Ethan Francis, who previously was the Director of Pitching/Analytics, is now a full-time coaching staff member. UPDATED CAROUSEL: d1baseball.com/stories/2025-…
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If you’re a man in college living with other men you should be playing catch at least 3 times a week. Football, baseball, even a tennis ball. You need to be playing catch
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JUST IN: Raising a child to age 18 in the U.S. now reportedly costs more than 4 Bitcoin.
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I’m glad I learned about the pythagorean theorem instead of taxes in school. It’s really come in handy this pythagorean theorem season
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Alex Makarewich just hit 100! He also threw a scoreless inning, and it's his 5th scoreless outing in a row. Been tellin' ya' for a while that this dude has one of the loudest arms in the Minor Leagues, and, well, there ya' go! Super pumped to watch him continue to put things together and fill up that "Big Gulp". #dodgers
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BOOM #LionUp 🦁🆙
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Blessed to announce I will be playing my last year with @DBU_Baseball
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“Is financial planning all you think about? How do you unwind after the work week?” Me:
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