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I’m just a simple guy who likes sports, the movie Road House, drinking beer, and hog hunting. My hilarious tweets are my own.

Texas, USA
Joined April 2009
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It’s almost like Miami hasn’t played anyone.
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Apparently, the CFB Playoff committee knows what it is doing.
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Sam Leavitt is a wild ass watch.
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The question on the Arch 12-yard “fumble”. He lost control of that ball before his arm went forward. It is pretty obvious. I’m a Texas fan, but I’d have that same thought if it was Mizzou, ou, a&m, or Lindale Jr High. Definitely weird play, but the right call.
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Kiffin is so dumb. But also that’s hilarious. Hahahah.
Angel Reese. Shaq. Paul Skenes. Kevin Costner. Lane Kiffin brought out the Avengers for the Tiger Walk 😭🔥
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Arch dealing today.
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Pretty crazy the tone Joe and Jesse are taking here. Implying the refs are purposefully favoring Texas.
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Why does Sark hate Raleek?
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Texas sucks today. But it helps that Mizzou also sucks today.
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That was out before the ball came out. Way out
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Hero!
🚨 #UPDATE: Video shows Citibank security guard John Frayley taking a tactical position inside a men's restroom as he waits for the gunman to enter his line of sight. Frayley, a highly trained Marine Corps veteran, then opens fire as the gunman enters, exchanging shots with him before ultimately shooting him and bringing the attack to an end. Sheriff Chad Chronister says the gunman, 35 year-old Jacob Pearson, was armed with 90 rounds of ammunition and entered the cafeteria with the intention of killing anyone he could find. Frayley’s actions stopped the deadly rampage and potentially saved countless lives. The sheriff has praised him as a HERO.
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With all the craziness going on, I have one thing for our new governor to help change: It is APPALLING that companies are allowed to say something has “shipped” when all they have done is print a label. If it’s “shipped”, it better be in a car, plane, ship, drone, etc.
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Heads/or a head need to roll after this one @dallascowboys . Pathetic
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Incredible. 60-yarder to take the lead. 60-yarder to tie it with no time left. Wow.
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Unfortunately for Florida….Georgia ain’t Texas. If the Dawgs score here, this one is over.
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I don’t know who this guy is, but this makes no sense to me.
Vote for @AbdulElSayed Ignore the noise. Signed, A Jewish American.
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Good Lord.
Meanwhile in Scotland's Parliament: "Black history is Scottish history" You aren't mentally ready for this voice
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