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America's Puppy Dog https://teapaw.org/t.co/KK5W5aNWSi @ me when you need random praise. Wholesome comedian TT: @ThoseStupidDadJokes

Joined February 2009
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EVERYONE vs. The Castle!! 😂
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Replying to @BurgerKing
@BurgerKing wanna collab?
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the way I have waited my entire life to be able to play a real life man embroiled in scandal on SNL
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Hopefully you won’t quit either.
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If you haven’t already, follow, watch and enjoy Twitter: @TheJimmyMurray Instagram: @awildjimmyappeared
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Who needs you today? Employee? Colleague? Friend? Check-in on them when you have a moment.
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I’m feeling sad today. Another tragic loss in my family. Big thanks to @TroyAikman and @Buck for the tribute to my brother-in-law David Moulton.
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It’s 2029. The AI bubble has burst. Your rent is $900 for a two bedroom. You bought a new high end graphics card for $125 because there are too many hitting the market. You’re living off the massive government settlement w/ai companies, spacex, amazon, and meta for price gouging
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LET'S GO
Replying to @TheJimmyMurray
Legit, I’ll come down to visit and go to a show maybe early 2028 or late 2027
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Replying to @TheJimmyMurray
You definitely make me wanna visit Tampa … so I can heckle.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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Be slow to judge today. You may not be aware of the personal storms your colleagues are experiencing.
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There should be an app where you upload your bills and bored billionaires swipe right to pay them.
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Face the adversity you’ll encounter today with confidence. You won’t feel as anxious, and your sense of real confidence will grow.
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"Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?" #thesimpsons
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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