Invented the @BottomsUpBeer dispenser. https://xitter.cf/t.co/ykrMNtZaWZ Delusionary leader at GrinOn Ind. Destroyer of all, fixer of most. Comic.
Indianapolis, IN
Joined December 2012
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Hey @Uber my phone is in their car... How am i supposed to call them? Why can't i message them through your app?
I’m 59 min in to Obsession and I’m pretty sure this is just an incel having to deal with a real woman.
Josh Springer retweeted
Breaking: You can now sue the mRNA COVID vaccine manufacturers for damages and the FDA is required to take the COVID vaccines off the market. Why? Adulteration. The plasmid bioactive contaminant sequences were NOT pointed out to the regulatory authorities. It's considered adulteration. I just got off the phone with Professor Byram Bridle and Dr. Robert Malone on this.
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What the hell, man
Steph Curry is like that 🪣
(via @SInow, @ari_fararooy)
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This video is fake, as confirmed by the Warriors. It is created by @ari_fararooy, who is known to create digitally altered videos for athletes, including this famous drone video of Tom Brady making a hole in one: twitter.com/TomBrady/statu…
si.com/nba/warriors/n…
cbssports.com/nba/news/steph…
Can we please also see every other presidents tax returns? I feel like we could turn it into a fun drinking game.
Come check out the latest @BottomsUpBeer install at the @SamuelAdamsBeer bar in terminal B.
Josh Springer retweeted
This is fake – I did *not* tweet out a link to The New York Times!
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Elon is making a joke here. He did tweet a link to a site known to publish fake articles. He subsequently deleted the tweet.
The joke conflates this site with the New York Times.
google.com/amp/s/www.nyti…
Josh Springer retweeted
Sometimes in comedy your day gets spent emailing sex toy companies because you want a sponsor for your show in a sex club.
Sometimes you just hope @bad_dragon is checking Twitter and is down for comedy shows.
