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Orbiting Fight Circus
Joined July 2023
Me: “That 1000mg gummie wasn’t shit.” *10 minutes later*
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What’s funny about this is Prates and Morales will fight each other in January and then Islam will expect whoever wins that fight to make a 4 month turnaround to fight him when he’s finally ready lol.
Part of me really wants to be a fan of Islam Makhachev. But it’s hard to be a fan of a champion who only wants to fight once every 12 months.
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"Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation"
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Part of me really wants to be a fan of Islam Makhachev. But it’s hard to be a fan of a champion who only wants to fight once every 12 months.
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TheMMAlien👊🏼👽👊🏼 retweeted
Me in my living room watching Alexander The Great defend his belt #UFC333
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Ok, now that that’s over with, can we talk about WHY TF WE’RE DOING AN INTERIM WELTERWEIGHT BELT?!?! #UFC336
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ALEX VOLKANOVSKI IS THE GOAT. ARGUE WITH THE WALL. LEGEND!!! #UFC333
WE have reached #UFC333 WE are going to witness Alex Volkanovski BEAT Movsar Evloev. And WE are going to enjoy it. Prelim gang, where tf you at?
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“Give me Song Yadong, give me King Kong.” BARS 🔥 #UFC333
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Man…that was just a beautiful fight. Surely Petr wins tho right? #UFC333
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I need to take a number 3 and Merab vs Petr just isn’t the fight to step away from #UFC333
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Lone’er Kavanagh!!! BEAST. #UFC333
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The Russians hate him. Thank you for your service Grant Dawson 🫡 #UFC333
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My official prediction for the co-main event is Petr Yan to win via TKO. You’d be crazy to think Merab has no chance. But it just feels like Petr has his number. And Merabs nose is so sketchy. #UFC333
Most Likely Outcomes in Merab vs Yan, via Kalshi: 39% — Yan by Decision 32% — Merab by Decision 18% — Yan by KO/TKO/DQ 7% — Merab by KO/TKO/DQ 5% — Merab by Submission 3% — Yan by Submission How does this one end?
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You’d think jabs were a Chechen delicacy the way Abubakar Vagaev has been eating them for 10 minutes straight. #UFC333
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Daniel Santos gets it done on the score cards. I had him winning rounds 2 & 3. Too much showboating from Bolaji Oki. #UFC333
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Them boys were throwing some bombs. Kody Steele stayed patient with it and got our first finish of the night tho 🔥 #UFC333
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WE have reached #UFC333 WE are going to witness Alex Volkanovski BEAT Movsar Evloev. And WE are going to enjoy it. Prelim gang, where tf you at?
JUST IN: A Kalshi user has a $5,260 position on Movsar Evloev to win by KO/TKO/DQ vs Alex Volkanovski tomorrow. Potential payout of $58,443.
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I was supposed to go to sleep like 2-3 hours ago. #UFC333 starts in an hour and a half. I have no choice but to be a man and just stay up all night.
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Carlos Prates seeing the news that Islam Makhachev won’t be fighting in January.
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