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karq

@TheMapleChrist

Part time bozo, full time schmuck. Everything is fate in our lives, it's whether or not you can take that step forward when fate presents itself

Joined May 2013
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CANCEL UR NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTIONS!!! SHORTEN THE STOCK AS WELL! TANK THEIR PORTFOLIO! CRASH THE MARKET!
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どんな #ポケモン会えるかな ？ #ポケモン30周年 #PR @poke_times
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MLB had to step in when the Dodgers filed for bankruptcy in 2011. How do they repay the league? By plunging the league into a lockout just 14 years later. Classless franchise. Classless fan base cheering them on.
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Here's to another lousy millennium. #Futurama
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Honey get in the car. We have to go to the store because we're retarded and it's christmas eve
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Rashee Rice finally understand what it feels like to get unexpectedly hit at a high rate of speed and have the man responsible leave the scene
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2013 called, I'm stuck there please God help me #SpotifyWrapped
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@HLTCO16 Nov 2025
There’s a clip of Troy Parrott’s Republic of Ireland winner from RTE which won’t get taken down for copyright. The commentary is sensational.
HLTCO (@HLTCO) profile pictureHLTCO
@HLTCO16 Nov 2025
Get those framed and on the mantelpiece Troy Parrott.
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Tonight's Dodgers World Series victory is a reminder to America that the moment to save us from the nightmare we live in now passed a long time ago. There is no one coming to save us. There is no fork in the road to spare us from the destination. This is it.
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It is improper to refer to the Los Angeles Dodgers as a “terrorist organization”. Terrorists typically have beliefs.
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Launch Carlos Mendoza into the sun
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“Why are you pacing around your living room watching Dodgers-Dbacks at 1 AM on a Wednesday?”
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Can you envision not shooting 16% from the field in an ECF elimination game
Josh Hart (@joshhart) profile pictureJosh Hart
@joshhart21 Sep 2025
Yo @spidadmitchell this what yall envisioned?
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mets season is over
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Might as well text 988 it's over
BINK🎯 (@therealbink1) profile pictureBINK🎯
@therealbink120 Sep 2025
Almost every David Stearns add has made this team worse. Siri Montas Mullins Helsley Rogers Madrigal (Didn’t even play) Winker (Injured) Minter (injured) All the Eppler drafted players made him look better too 🤣 Brutal job as a PBO while the team is in a WS window. Terrible
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Mets Iran Fan Club 🇮🇷 (@MetsIran) profile pictureMets Iran Fan Club 🇮🇷@MetsIran12 Sep 2025
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3 more outs till it's time!!!
Mets Iran Fan Club 🇮🇷 (@MetsIran) profile pictureMets Iran Fan Club 🇮🇷@MetsIran12 Sep 2025
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𝐬𝐨𝐭𝐨 ✞ (@NYMSoto_) profile picture𝐬𝐨𝐭𝐨 ✞@NYMSoto_12 Sep 2025
bro..
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0 hits in 12 straight innings and a measley Soto solo home run to break up a no hitter but sure, less complaining is what we need to do. Fire some people, hire some more. You have the money, now get the balls to do it
Steven Cohen (@StevenACohen2) profile pictureSteven Cohen
@StevenACohen212 Jul 2025
There seems to be less complaining after the team scored 7 runs in the 8th and 9th.Funny how that happens.
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