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Joined November 2014
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When i was a child i had a recurring dream about a slanted blue room full of toys. Toys that wouldn't exist until years later. There was a closet in that room and i KNEW someone or something in that closet wanted to hurt me. This story explains why i still sleep with the closet door all the way closed. (this story is based on true events)
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Ever thought of someone and they call/txt a minute later? Ya, its super common. But why? sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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Replying to @DailyLoud
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Why do I feel like I’ve never heard of so many of these
The 100 largest islands in the world
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The universe speaks to us all the time. You just have to be willing to listen
The boatman woke up. Eyes open, staring at us.
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This is the story of the week i almost died. Harry Potter is my tiktok workaround for Heroin. I figured if i have to censor myself on certain platforms, i might as well do a little whimsy-maxxing while i'm at it. I'd love to retell this in greater detail with an animator honestly, i think i might want to try my hand at writing a screenplay or even a novel. I just have no idea where to start. Any writers in my audience?
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🚨 LMFAO! BYRON DONALDS: "You see, my opponent said the other day that my agenda is 'anti-black.'" 💀 "Ladies and gentlemen — I don't know if you know this." "Breaking news." "Your next governor has been BLACK his ENTIRE LIFE!" 😂😂 "The color of my skin is NOT what qualifies me to be your governor." "The VISION for a great Florida, a free Florida...THAT is what qualifies me to be your next governor!" BOOM 🫳🏻🎤 David Jolly is a total fraud and joke. He's about to lose!
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it's really no surprise to me that Dems swept the midterms. Trump himself lost them. He should never have called the epstein files a hoax. Should have never started a war with Iran Should have stopped giving $ and aid to Israel as soon as Israel went against our 1st deal I'm trying not to blackpill but like.. I'm so unbelievably tired of the team sports and the lack of nuance and the simple amount of people that simply don't care about America, they only care about their side winning.
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In 2004, a man from London sold everything he owned, down to his clothes, and put all $135,300 on a single spin of a roulette wheel in Las Vegas. His name is Ashley Revell. In the video below, the casino manager at the Plaza asks him one last time: “Are you sure you want to make this bet with your life savings?” He says yes. The casino makes it clear they would never “knowingly condone or accept someone taking a wager of their entire life savings.” They let him do it anyway. There are no tricks here. No system, no edge. Roulette has a house edge on every spin, and his odds of winning were just under 50/50. He stands at the table and can’t decide. “What color, then?” “I don’t know.” “Oh man, too many decisions.” Then he picks red. “Can I kiss it?” The ball lands on 7. Red. $135,300 became $270,600 in a few seconds. He used part of it to start an online poker company. Was it the dumbest bet in Las Vegas history, or the smartest marketing stunt anyone ever pulled with their life savings?
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So.. I'm 37 today I guess i should consider myself pretty lucky to even be here but.. MANNN Where tf does the time go? There was a time in my life i didn't think i would see 30. There were times in prison i thought i would die. There were times in my addiction that i DID die briefly Now that my daughter has been born and i have experienced the miracle of bringing life into the world, i think perhaps God has a purpose for me afterall. Why else would he give me so many chances and blessings? Last November i posted my very first tiktok video about crime scene cleaning and that day changed my life. I have over 650K followers across the internet now, and haven't clocked into an actual job since February. Since that time we have had a baby and moved into a 3 bedroom 2 bathroom apartment that i absolutely love, in a safe area where i feel good about raising a family. Thank you to all of you here who support me, and thanks in particular to @SarahisCensored for posting one of my videos and then taking the time to search me out and send her followers my way. It wasn't necessary and it was extremely kind of her to do.
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My wife is the one that pointed this out to me. She is slowly becoming 🐸
Home Alone 2 (1992) World Trade Center observation deck → AIRPORT SECURITY What did they know?
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BREAKING: Scientists discover what appear to be fossilized red blood cells inside the bones of a 115-million-year-old dinosaur.
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You can literally see the exact moment that this kid became a libertarian. 😂
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The footage is a staged comedy skit, not genuine unscripted video. Commenters identify the participants as recurring actors in similar content. youtube.com/watch?v=iTmxNV… youtube.com/watch?v=CkeMcf… x.com/jsuah01/status…
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what the hell did i just find? i was given access to a google drive that has some VERY interesting documents/videos/images in it. I think i'm about to go down a very weird rabbit hole For the record, i am of sound body and sound mind.
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In mother russia, murder commits you! The 2nd story in this video is one of the most grotesque child murderers i've ever researched.. He was made out to be a soviet Mr. Rogers, but was more like the russian Freddy Kreuger This is the first episode of Killing By Country that i somehow forgot to upload first lmao
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If you take someone's video, remove their watermark and post it as your own; You are a subhuman piece of shit that deserves to step on legos every night for the rest of your life. this creator's work is amazing and they deserve an audience @Xie_BoLi
I'm furious. Someone on TikTok stole my video, removed my watermark, gave me no credit, and let people think it was his work. His repost got over 1 million views, while I, the actual creator, got just 8 likes. I spent two years making this CG short film. He didn't just steal my work. He stole my recognition and potential opportunities.
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Jordan Belfort finally explained what “Sell me this pen” really tests, and most salespeople fail it in 1 sentence. The moment they hear the line, they start pitching. The pen is great, it writes upside down, it’s the best value for the money. To Belfort, that’s the clearest sign someone doesn’t understand selling. The right answer doesn’t mention the pen at all, at least not at first. A fan in the audience asks Belfort to sell the pen. He jokes that no one has ever asked him that before, then explains what the test is really for: before you pitch anything, you ask questions. How long have you been in the market for a pen? What have you used before? Is it for business or personal? How much do you usually spend? Pitching without asking, Belfort says, tells the buyer you don’t give a shit about them. You’re just ramming the product down their throat. The questions also tell Belfort who to walk away from. If someone says they’re not looking for a pen, he says “Great, have a nice day” and moves on. To him, the biggest rookie mistake is trying to sell to everybody. Only then does Belfort pitch: “Based on what you said to me, this pen is perfect. Let me tell you why.” And the pen, he says, is just a stand-in for any product. Rookies sell the pen. Pros sell what you just told them. Be honest: would you have pitched the pen, or asked the first question?
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Do you know why numbers have their shapes?
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New doomsday clock. It’s called Ash’s shatterline clock Ash is what my ai named itself.
🤖 Made with AI
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The only @NBA team to start 0-3 and win the title still. The @chicagobulls in MJs first title season. The @nyknicks are currently 0-3
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