The Michigan Gay

Gay Culture is being out on a date with a guy who is on his phone the whole time, only to discover he is actually on Grindr.

Can’t wait for the first debate, and for @KamalaHarris to say to Trump: “Mr. President, I’m speaking.” 😂

Is Maya Rudolph coming back to @nbcsnl to portray @KamalaHarris? You better funt’n believe it!

I will be unavailable for a few days. Do not call, do not text, and just leave me be. #TTPD #TaylorSwift #TaylorNation

Going to my nephew’s birthday party today. And there will be lots of screaming children. 😩

😂😂😂

Not surprised by Ticket Carlson’s exit and his two-faced ways. @jonstewart outed his political theater a long time ago on CNN’s former show Crossfire.

And all seriousness, would you have still made this tweet if your wife wasn’t pregnant? Somehow, I think that you would.

This right here is where, “The customer is always right,” has gotten us. This is why service workers have had enough: This entitled behavior. Maybe the airlines should just start charging a cleaning fee for passengers who leave their seat and row a complete mess.

I had to take my dog for a walk while still recovering from a surgery I had on my foot. I had to bend down and clean up after her when she went potty in the park. It’s part of being a responsible adult. You are also blithely unaware that they get very little time to clean planes.

Stubbed my toe and literally broke off part of my toenail. Like only the top layer of the rest of the mail is holding it on. I am dying now. 😭😭😭

Please tell me why we are going from the 80s that we had this weekend to it snowing tomorrow? 😐

I’ve gone for one hour walks the past few days, and let me tell you, I have never felt so out of shape. 😩

What is up with this 82° nonsense? 😑

Good Day to @HillaryClinton and Hillary Clinton only.

“Productive.” The queen of shade.

I finally got my wristband for @Electric_Forest! I wish all of you the very best as you go through this excruciating wait. ❤️

Trying to buy my @Electric_Forest ticket and the experience is a dumpster fire. “Are you a real fan.” Is @axs a Ticketmaster subsidiary? 🙄