Hey @united get in touch with my buddy @SteveEmtCurl. He flew to a curling tournament today and his wheelchair was damaged. I attached a pic and he has a video. Crummy way to treat anyone but feels worse when it’s a Paralympic athlete.
Certainly if @HiMyNameIsSeton was still on the @dpshow daily, we would have received a Steve Bakker impression at the news that the “Kawhi Leonard situation” is over.
I had an 18:34 conversation with Mitch McConnell today. We discussed glossy pictures and garbage. IYKYK. I predict this tweet will go unappreciated.
Hey @brittacurl what are the odds I can get a jersey to wear during curling league games with my Badger alum teammates? Oh yeah and @MattJamilton is in my team too. #OnWisconsin #USAHockey #GoTeamUSA
Am I the only one who really wants Seattle’s coach to throw a “You don’t know me but I’m your brother” into a presser?
Guess it’s just what a fool believes.
I’m guessing they don’t often take requests but I hope @NRateliff and the boys play “You Should Have Seen the Other Guy” tonight at Breese Stevens. #fingerscrossed
I know the Internet Invitational is coming up and my sense is you all have caddies lined up but if you don’t, @RiggsBarstool @RickShielsPGA @PeterFinchGolf @BizNasty2point0 @BARSTOOLBEEF_ @BarstoolTrent or @PaigeSpiranac I’m available to loop.
Real question @dpshow, are any of the BRGs athletic enough to protect Dan with a baseball glove?
It’s a tradition unlike any other. It is my duty to tell @jockosports that I am available to caddy for the AmFam Pro Am should he need a looper. #amfam #championstour
Congrats to Jared Allen on his HoF induction. Clearly the @CurlingNation bump at it again.
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As sure as death and taxes, I’m in the top one percent of listeners to @NRateliff and the boys. The new album is a banger! I hope to catch them live again soon. Keep up the good work fellas! #heartless #davidandgoliath
