I’m a shell of my former self.

Joined June 2024
kia tigers are hot and have momentum going into today’s matchup
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Checked his early life on Wikipedia. … he’s Jewish.
BREAKING: Former IDF chief Gadi Eizenkot projected to become Israeli Prime Minister after Tuesday’s election, replacing Netanyahu. 52% chance. 🔗 polymarket.com/r/IsraelPM
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“Don’t spend it all in one place!”
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I’ll be there.
1 DAY remains for you to sign up to the $2,500,000 memecoin trading competition with your Squad ⏳ Squads must sign up through the Pumpfun app to register. Every member must join their Squad by 14:00 UTC tomorrow. Eligible platforms: Pumpfun app, Pumpfun web, Terminal.
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Mr. Turtle retweeted
1 DAY remains for you to sign up to the $2,500,000 memecoin trading competition with your Squad ⏳ Squads must sign up through the Pumpfun app to register. Every member must join their Squad by 14:00 UTC tomorrow. Eligible platforms: Pumpfun app, Pumpfun web, Terminal.
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anyone else get severe aches and pains across their entire body if they stop gambling or trading for a period of time?
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Mr. Turtle retweeted
MegaETH is now supported on the Pumpfun app! Trade @megaeth tokens with the lowest social trading app fees & fastest crosschain trades ⚡️
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I entered the transfer portal and joined the TheTittyCabal this morning. Let’s win.
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jailbroke my dad’s samsung smart TV so Netflix asks for a tip before letting him watch another episode
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when you ask a fomo nigga what their app does better than pumpfun’s app they just look at you like this
$PUMP APP HAS FLIPPED FOMO IN ACTIVE TRADERS 23 October 2026: Number of Pump traders: 61,789 Number of Fomo traders: 55,377 3 months ago Fomo had more than 4x the number of traders $PUMP app had. 31 July 2026: Number of Pump traders: 9,204 Number of Fomo traders: 38,046 ~7x increase in active traders on $PUMP app in the last 86 days. Insane how quickly $PUMP app is growing. I guess no real surprise when they're offering $2.5m in rewards for the squad competition.
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Mr. Turtle retweeted
$PUMP APP HAS FLIPPED FOMO IN ACTIVE TRADERS 23 October 2026: Number of Pump traders: 61,789 Number of Fomo traders: 55,377 3 months ago Fomo had more than 4x the number of traders $PUMP app had. 31 July 2026: Number of Pump traders: 9,204 Number of Fomo traders: 38,046 ~7x increase in active traders on $PUMP app in the last 86 days. Insane how quickly $PUMP app is growing. I guess no real surprise when they're offering $2.5m in rewards for the squad competition.
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“I’m putting together a team”
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gmonad -Sent from my PumpFun app
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Mr. Turtle retweeted
Monad is now live on the Pumpfun app! Buy any Monad token straight from your USDC balance - no manual bridging, no switching wallets. Enjoy the fastest crosschain speeds and the cheapest fees.
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I had like 87 invites but had to go with “OGCALLERS” the number one squad on the leaderboard
any legit squads (like tier one cabal) need a free agent for the competition these are my last two months PNL’s - one wallet
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Replying to @TheMisterTurtle
Rearrange Solana and you get So Anal
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now that the dust has settled was solana a mistake
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Satoshi’s vision.
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iced coffee paid for
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any legit squads (like tier one cabal) need a free agent for the competition these are my last two months PNL’s - one wallet
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