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Mom. Writer (WattPad @jrobeson). Chronic Pain Warrior. Animal lover. Baker, at times. I have extremely dry wit, and I’m not sorry about it. ***I do not DM.***

Joined January 2022
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10 days to Annihilate Me book release! On Amazon and Kindle September 1, 2026!
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Annihilate Me is officially out now. 🖤 Five vampires. One captive. No simple choices. Enter The Crimson Vow Series—available on Kindle, Amazon, B&N.com, Everand, and more. #DarkRomance #ReverseHarem #BookRelease
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Gave myself a concussion, because #ChronicPain #chronicillness, and I’m totally over taking it easy.
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Keeping my kid home today because he was threatened at school yesterday. That kid thinks he can threaten to “jump” MY kid? He has nothing on my friend group and our love of true crime. Or my rage at the thought of someone harming my child.
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Just when you think you've seen it all, along comes Trump & the Village people. What a time to be alive.
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GWB’s inner middle school kid vibes never ceases to make me laugh
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I’m in love with Vance’s children. AUNTIE J IS HERE!! I BABYSIT FOR FREE!!! I HAVE NINJA BANDAIDS!! I HAVE PUPPY DOGS!! 🤣🤣🤣 I need grandkids, stat. Or in 8-10 years. Whatevs.
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I’m here for all the fashion. Hair, hats, coats, dresses, heels. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
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Dude. Duuuuuuuuude. Is From Blood and Ash high fantasy where TEAM JACOB WINS??? I’m so geeking over here. GEEKING HARD!!!
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Goldfinch is freaking sadder than Romeo and Juliet, and I didn’t think anyone could beat The Bard. Dying over Malina and Dommik. 😭😭😭 #booktok
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RFA went well. As soon as my back stops burning from the inside out in … 5 days, I should be getting back to “normal.” Hopefully walking the twins and resuming my daily mom duties! #ChronicPain #chronicillness #arthritis
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You never know how nasty your words sound until you have a depraved teenager. “Son, no. Not like that. The balls need to go deeper into the tree.” SMDH and FML.
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There’s something wrong with me; I just started Haunting Adeline, and I’m here for it. #booktok
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Me, 7:58: Mom, are you mad at me? Me, 7:59: Shit, I guess she is.
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