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Jub-Jub, Junior, and Gordo… For the first time ever, now in podcast form.

Dallas/Ft Worth
Joined June 2025
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Gordo owns a lifetime supply of identical shoes, speaks fluent gibberish and thinks changing your own oil is fun. And he's not even sure he's the weird one. Episode 65: "Perfectly Normal Behavior" -available now wherever you get pods.
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@TheMusersPod Did something I’ve never done before! Tattoo Friday!!
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Great episode, as always. I am, however, distressed by y’all’s discussion of fritters/claws. Please go to a bakery and do a side by side comparison and taste test. The differences will be obvious, and the superiority of the apple fritter should be clear.
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The Football Friends aren’t giving up. But the Cowboys are making it difficult. George Dunham & Bob Sturm on the Lambeau letdown, an offense out of answers, and the Monday night assignment in Philly: Win a stinking football game. Your friendly Cowboys podcast, out now, across all platforms.
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Fake people, bears hunting for donuts, Nathan Fielder and a fart retreat that inspires a few confessions. Episode 64 of The Musers Podcast is here, wherever you get pods.
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Another story of loving a pup begins. Meet Finneas Jinks. His brother Chip has signed a lifetime deal w my youngest son#Birddogs
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The Football Friends pick through the Cowboys’ ugly loss to Tampa, from Dak’s uncharacteristic misses to another round of defensive breakdowns. Then it’s on to Green Bay for a Sunday night preview and a little therapy for Bob, whose Wisconsin roots make Packers-Cowboys week anything but enjoyable.
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spoiler: "yes"
Will @TheMusersPod ask Troy what’s up on the MNF broadcast?
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Everybody has a favorite movie. George’s just might not be yours. The Musers debate their favorites, revisit their own movie careers, and explain why Idiocracy keeps getting more uncomfortable. Episode 63, out now, everywhere in podcastland.
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A Cowboys win AND things to complain about. Everybody gets something. George and Bob break down the thriller in Houston, the fourth-down catch that saved it, and why having Brandon Aubrey doesn’t mean you should try every field goal. New Cowboys Edition is up. Link in bio.
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George remembers Gunner and the unexpected moments that helped after saying goodbye. Junior, meanwhile, has a new puppy and some second thoughts. Turns out, Gordo is a helicopter parent to a tortoise. out now - wherever you get podcasts
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First-and-goal at the two. A chance to win. Another Cowboys heartbreak. Jub & Bob dissect the meltdown in Rio, the calls that cost Dallas, and why this offense needs all four downs. New Football Friends is out now. Everywhere podcasts are podcasted.
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Gordon reads a survey & has questions. Junior teases a very inappropriate story. George wishes he’d stayed home. “The Sex Talk George Didn’t Want.” Episode 61 is out now. (link in bio)
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Gordon reads a survey & has questions. Junior teases a very inappropriate story. George wishes he’d stayed home. “The Sex Talk George Didn’t Want.” Episode 61 is out now. (link in bio)
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Tomorrow, on TMTP Every Wednesday, wherever you get podcasts...
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Dak makes history. The defense makes us nervous. George and Bob break down the Cowboys’ 37–20 win over Washington, celebrate Dak’s record-setting day, and look ahead to the Ravens in Rio. New Cowboys Edition Football Friends is out now. 👇
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