Imbi Neeme

Perth! I'm heading your way! instagram.com/p/C7VJWBkhX-y/…

If you're in or around the Greater Ballarat area, please come to the BMI this Tuesday (5 March) @ 6pm to see me talk about my new book while wearing a terrifyingly 1990s floral top: ballaratmi.org.au/event/in-c… #ballarat #misophonia #terrifyingly90sfloraltop

All said and done, the Matildas did Australia proud. Also, viva España! #Matildas

My heart. MY HEART. #Matildas

Rumour has it that a young boy at a soccer game was overheard asking his parents “What’s the boy version of the Matildas?” #gladheart

Congratulations to this year’s Penguin Literary Prize winner, Michelle See-Tho! booksandpublishing.com.au/ar…

Yesterday I found out that my father played bongos in an Estonian band when he was in his teens. I'm not sure what kind of Estonian folk songs require bongos, but I suspect they would be the soundtrack for my whole life.

OH&S needs to check the settings on the keyboard player's sit-stand desk. #Germany #SBSEurovision

There are 86 comments and 11 days between me and the end of the structural edit of my next book. Instead of actually dealing with the aforementioned comments, I am writing about them on twitter. This is entirely correct.

I was prescribed anti-inflammatories for my sore finger but I accidentally called them “anti-defammatories” and now I feel comforted by this idea that the reputation of my left pointer finger is being preserved.

My father achieved Peak Dad Joke yesterday when he told me that my next book should be called 'The Mop' (says Imbi Neeme, author of 'The Spill').

If you are my friend and you’ve been avoiding me because you haven’t read my book, please know I would much rather you be my friend than read my book.

PRO WRITER TIP: Write a book which features a pickup truck and then do a search & replace of "pickup" for "pick up" AND DOUBLE YOUR WORD COUNT.

My 2022 resolution was to always remember the number of the petrol pump I used when paying. I succeeded. In 2023, I’ve vowed to pause and savour the feeling of a clean dry towel against my wet face after every shower.

So proud of my friend @EmilieCollyer for being the inaugural recipient of the Five Islands Prize for a first book of poetry with ‘Do You Have Anything Less Domestic?’. I agree with the judges: this is a book that truly holds onto the rope.

Recent google search history includes: bird in far north queensland that screams like a child is a durian a melon extremely boring male names is conflab an actual word missing Victoria state parliament orgy person famous for thin eyebrows #amwriting