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Joined July 2023
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It’s a crushing sadness within me that arises every time I think about all the life changing art that should exist but doesn’t because the person with that story inside them was too busy working a job they hated so they could afford to eat dinner at the end of the day
I fucking love humans. Imagine the shit we’d come up with if we didn’t have to please shareholders.
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Imagine being someone who genuinely lives their life like this ✌️😭
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Game just gave me a bunch of ammo and heals and the only way forward is a door to a room I just watched him enter
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yo sé que me voy a pajear durante toda la película por una cosa u otra pero acá particularmente voy a gemir mucho y al que le molesta que se vaya de la sala 8 del cinemark de caballito
Anya Taylor-Joy in 'Dune: Part Three'
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not saying all prequels fans are fascists but you ask a fascist what’s in their top 3 star wars movies you’re guaranteed to find revenge of the sith
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Yeah because famously what everyone loved about the Original Trilogy that separates it from the prequels is every time Han turns to the camera and says “well that just happened”
the reason millenial nerds feel a compulsion to shit on the star wars prequels, despite the obvious cinematic brilliance, is they are played entirely earnest. there is no jim from the office winking at the camera, which makes them excruciating to the irony poisoned millenial mind
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Why is there now a widely accepted campaign to pretend the prequels weren't hated when they came out? Even if you love them, what is there to be gained from that? You don't see fans of John Carpenter's The Thing pretending that movie was beloved when it first came out
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Dune 3/3 on trailers but nothing and I mean NOTHING will ever top that first teaser in March
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A friend who I saw it with today said that Blade Runner 2049 was too slow and frankly I haven't lost so much respect for someone so quickly since a different friend said Mando and Groglet "wasn't that bad"
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Dude fuck RE7. Imma have some free time to get back to playing it tomorrow and I'm actively nervous about it. Demonic ass game
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This has got to be the most embarrassing rollout for a movie I’ve ever seen and Morbius literally bombed twice
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born to work in creative field forced to become a tennis coach
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I’ve never felt such good news wash over me so inconsequentially
Shawn Levy's ‘GHOST RIDER’ will be shot on film. Linus Sandgren (‘Dune: Part 3’) is the cinematographer. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Yo @TOutmanSzn you didn’t see that first tweet
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Shawn Levy's ‘GHOST RIDER’ will be shot on film. Linus Sandgren (‘Dune: Part 3’) is the cinematographer. (Source: hollywoodreporter.com/movies…)
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Oh no, those poor defenceless Israelis in their tank! However will they protect themselves from within that tank!
Hamas literally fights like rats LOL
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Quickest 20 minutes of my life since the Dune trailer dropped that shit genuinely affected the flow of time
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How fire your marketing gotta be for this to be your worst trailer
The final trailer for ‘DUNE: PART 3’ has been released. In theaters on December 18.
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Geoff Johns Fantastic Four and Jonathan Hickman Superman
Do you guys think the alternate universe where DC writers work at marvel and vice versa is arguably a better world or
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Fucking transphobic guy I used to play basketball with is dming me on instagram about the Dune trailer like fuck off cunt don’t ruin this for me by existing
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This fucking just said “Paul’s decent into being evil looks insane” as if that isn’t what we already saw for the entirety of the first two Dune movies ✌️😭
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