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Brighton
Joined June 2009
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Mads Hermansen everybody 👏 #WHUFC
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Replying to @WestHam
Knew it!
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Absolute wank as usual!!
The hosts double their lead. 🔵 2-0 ⚒️ (71')
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Sack Nuno and bring in Paco! #whufc
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To mark the 40th anniversary, a specially designed #NintendoSwitch2 console, featuring a Triforce design, will be available from October 29th.
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Luke 🦩 retweeted
“Have you ever been mis-sold a football contract….”
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Luke 🦩 retweeted
This angle...WOW PABLO IS BEING MANHANDLED BY TWO ARSENAL PLAYERS AND LITERALLY LOSES BALANCE BECAUSE OF THIS RICE DRAGS MAVROPANOS INTO THE GOAL AFTER TRYING TO BEAR HUG SUMMERVILLE TODIBO IS RECEIVING WAIST LOVE IT'S AN ABSOLUTE FARCE I WONT GET OVER
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Luke 🦩 retweeted
but Arsenal got handed all those goals after WRESTLINg the keeper btw. this league is a joke.
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First day of the season. Just as a reminder.
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I love how @VodafoneUK merging with 3 has somehow made the signal in Brighton even worse than it was before and 5G is still pretty nonexistent 👍🏻
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Ahhhh, yes of course you’d deliberately triple captain someone against the current champions in the first week… FPL is a scam
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I hate Spurs but fair play to Big Ange, he wasn’t wrong!
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Replying to @SunglassHutUK
@SunglassHutUK I made a purchase for click & collect that I’m not happy with, I’ve tried to initiate a return on the website and don’t have the option, I’ve spoken to various robots and live chat and given excuses about waiting to hear back, it’s a joke.
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I’m legally entitled to this under the distant selling act which is uk law by the way so why am I still not given the option?!?
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I love you but a year is soooo long 😂😭
Watch Grand Theft Auto VI Trailer 2 Now Explore Vice City and beyond at rockstargames.com/VI
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This year has been shit already so I’m really not surprised by the news. Bring on next year.
Grand Theft Auto VI is now set to release on May 26, 2026. rockstargames.com/newswire
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Replying to @MartinSLewis
@MartinSLewis my mother passed away almost 3 months ago and my father & sister are having issues with Phoenix Life over paying out a claim, they seem to have various excuses and give different hoops to jump through every week when called. Is this a usual occurrence with them?
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To me, it seems like they’re a scam and/or don’t know what they’re doing. When my nan passed a few years ago, her insurance paid the following week (a different company)
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💷 IF LULAMBA, TEAHUPOO & L'EAU DU SUD ALL WIN AT AINTREE RACES TOMORROW: 😍 I'll give £1000 Cash to One of YOU Lucky People at 10pm! 🥂 💷 To Enter: 👇 1️⃣ RT This Tweet 2️⃣ Like This Tweet 3️⃣ Follow @racingblogger GOOD LUCK EVERYONE! 😍 👑 #Aintree #GrandNational
“The @racingblogger documentary is finally out. ❤️ Thanks for all the support over the years, I hope you enjoy it as much as I did filming it.” bit.ly/3Pa66NF
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£75 for physical?!? You’re actually pushing for digital, shame on you @Nintendo #NintendoSwitch2 #Switch2
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The whole world is your racetrack! Drive wherever your heart takes you in #MarioKartWorld, racing exclusively onto #NintendoSwitch2 as a launch title.
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