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Bringing awareness to the greatest running back of all time, former governor of Phebes, assistant constable of Brooklyn Bagel Co., bears sadist

Joined June 2024
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Taking a shit so brutal I just ordered these from the porcelain throne
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βœ… achievement unlocked Clogged a toilet in a Lincoln Park bar with a massive stinker
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My last 5 flights have been like this Proud Regular Line member
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Jordan Howard πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² retweeted
β€’ Only had 14 senior players β€’ Forced to play 4-4-2 β€’ Comuzzo as a RB β€’ Dodo & Parisi as midfielders β€’ Gudmundsson out sick before match What a coach Palladino is πŸ‘
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+3.7u (11-6), WE HAVE BEEN OK LETS GO BE GREAT The slate Wagner ML 1u Drexler -1.5 1u Temple ML 1u Maryland ML .5u WKU Kennesaw St OVER 156.6 Long Island Wagner UNDER 119.5
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Thursday is off to a less than ideal start Super icy on my way to the train and completely ate shit twice on the sidewalks Minor physical injuries but my morale has never been lower
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THEY COUNTED PITT OUT NEVER DO THAT UNLEASH CHAOS ONTO THE NATTY
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+3.7u (11-6) on the February trail we will take it
+ 2.8u (7-4) in Feb The Slate to BE BETTER THAN WE WERE 1u Butler -3 1u Georgia St -7.5 1u Bucknell -1.5 1.8u Lafayette ML 1u Cleve St NKU UNDER 132.5 1u Troy JMU UNDER 136.5
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Will jimmy request to leave before the season ends?
Who’s stopping this duo? πŸ‘€
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+ 2.8u (7-4) in Feb The Slate to BE BETTER THAN WE WERE 1u Butler -3 1u Georgia St -7.5 1u Bucknell -1.5 1.8u Lafayette ML 1u Cleve St NKU UNDER 132.5 1u Troy JMU UNDER 136.5
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Give me a break If he said the US would take over the Gaza Strip before the election there’s no shot he would’ve won No reason to continue to do bullshit over there
President Trump on securing PEACE in Gaza: "The U.S. will take over the Gaza strip ... and be responsible for dismantling all of the dangerous, unexploded bombs and other weapons on the site ... create an economic development that will supply unlimited numbers of jobs and housing for the people of the area."
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Jordan Howard πŸ‡ΈπŸ‡² retweeted
2 years ago, I was in Monaco 1 year ago, I was at a darty Today, I am sitting behind a desk doing meaningless tasks My life is over.
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+ 3.4u (4-1) in Febβœ…βœ…βœ… The Slate TO CONTINUE THE MAGIC TO SEE IS TO BELIEVE 1u Kentucky +5.5 .5u Kentucky ML 1u MINNESOTA +7.5 1u Houston -21.5 1.5u Florida St ML 1u Murray State Drake OVER 123.5 1u Texas St Arkansas Pine Bluff UNDER 156.5
YOU HAVE TO PLAY TO WIN THE GAME The Slate 1u KU -2.5 1u UNCO ML 1u Grambling St ML 1u McNese State IW UNDER 141.5 1u NCCU Norfolk State OVER 146.5
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4-1 we will take it baby βœ…βœ…βœ…βœ…βŒ
YOU HAVE TO PLAY TO WIN THE GAME The Slate 1u KU -2.5 1u UNCO ML 1u Grambling St ML 1u McNese State IW UNDER 141.5 1u NCCU Norfolk State OVER 146.5
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This will certainly play πŸ‘
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YOU HAVE TO PLAY TO WIN THE GAME The Slate 1u KU -2.5 1u UNCO ML 1u Grambling St ML 1u McNese State IW UNDER 141.5 1u NCCU Norfolk State OVER 146.5
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Buddy is speed running impeachment
Anybody that’s against Tariffs, including the Fake News Wall Street Journal, and Hedge Funds, is only against them because these people or entities are controlled by China, or other foreign or domestic companies. Anybody that loves and believes in the United States of America is in favor of Tariffs. They should have never ended, in favor of the Income Tax System, in 1913. The response to Tariffs has been FANTASTIC! Donald Trump Truth Social Post 06:37 PM EST 02/02/25
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Bulls will never be good in my lifetime Hate it here
Full trade: Spurs: De'Aaron Fox, Jordan McLaughlin Kings: Zach LaVine, Sidy Cissoko, three first round picks (2025 CHA, 2027 SAS, 2031 MIN), three second round picks (2025 CHI, 2028 DEN, 2028 own back) Bulls: Zach Collins, Tre Jones, Kevin Huerter, their own 2025 pick via SAS
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