Oslith

I wish GameFreak would design a good Pokemon for once. They should make a monkey Pokemon, gorilla even. It should be an electric/fighting type and be able to use Zap Cannon, Bounce, Protect, and Rage. Maybe it could originate from the moon. That would be the perfect Pokemon.

Oh yeah, that hits the spot.

I really want to throw a tomato at a Flittle today.

I have no strong feelings about Pokemon Unite shutting down, beyond feeling bad for those who are actually disappointed, but it’s so funny that they JUST made an anime episode about it that hasn’t even been released in English yet. That’s gonna be awkward.

The creature.

I’ll always remember that time they had a Pokemon Presents and announced another announcement for the following week just for it to be a MOBA game. RIP Unite.

My first Pokemon game was Let's Go Pikachu... ANYWAYS, my second Pokemon game was HeartGold. I chose Chikorita, was still learning stuff like type matchups, and I had lots of challenges throughout the game, but I loved it. I still do. I probably always will. Johto my beloved.

Some of y’all don’t know the struggle of actually having Vaporeon as your favorite eeveelution. There was a good stretch of time I was afraid of saying anything cause there would be a wave of people making it weird. Still happens, but I see it less these days.

Someone put me into a coma and wake me up on Pokemon day so I can finally see more for Winds and Waves.

Pokemon is trying to get me to drain my bank account with all this Spheal clothing they’re releasing. Also this Clodsire and Pikachu sleigh plush is absolutely adorable.

“What was your biggest impact on the internet?” A little after the final song from Epic the Musical released, I used it to make an edit of my lovely orb Spheal. It blew up on TikTok and started a trend of people making similar edits with their favorite Pokemon. It was beautiful.

Twitter people love my videos, but most of them don't know who I am cause the people posting those videos aren't me LOL.

Just like everyone else, I will be taking myself down for emergency maintenance today. By that I mean I will be taking a nap. I am not a website or game and I have no code. All my vulnerabilities are emotional.