I think my time on this platform may be nearing its final end. I’m at ThePatEdwards on IG & Threads. And you can find me where the Sky is Blue:

I continue to be an absolute sap for Star Wars edits sent to sad music. This week’s devastating song of choice is Phoebe Bridgers Lost Weekend. Specifically edits with Anakin and Ahsoka.

I am live playing "Mothership" to raise money for MS medical research. Come meet Stan Flannigan, Interstellar Handyman! twitch.tv/killurmonkey

Wayward Shores is live! The crew sets sails toward adventure... and possible DEATH! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Wayward Shores is live! Let's set sail for adventure, mateys! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

“It feels good to say your name. It’s all I have now. What a wonderful sound.” The Sad Song Man is a menace and must be stopped 😭 #NoahKahan

Anyone else watching this season of Married at First Sight? I have THOUGHTS

Wayward Shores is live! The crew having narrowly escaped a deadly encounter with the mysterious entity Mother Molly... what will they do next?! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Anyone else been spending way too much time getting emotional to Star Wars TikTok edits over Noah Kahan songs? Video: *Obi Wan & Anakin staring at each other* Me: “…AND I WISH I COULD KNOW YOU MUCH BETTER SOMETIIIIIIIIIIME!” 😭

Wayward Shores is live! The crew finds themselves backed into a corner with a deadly enemy drawing down on them! How are they gonna get out of this one, mateys? twitch.tv/geeklyinc

I am a cosmic being fueled by espresso and rum

Someone help. I made a somewhat bold statement in the comments of a Star Wars discourse video on TikTok As I’m sure you can imagine the replies have been quite thoughtful and nuanced

Wayward Shores is live! Come sail with us, mateys! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Wayward Shores is live! The crew is about to finally crack open the fabled vault of Faustino Appledown... come see what treasures or horrors await! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

Hey, Death? Death?! Hey, bud, come over here. We need to chat. You are fucking up big time, bud. You need to get your shit together. Stop taking the human beacons of light & go get the decrepit ghouls turning our world into a hellscape. OK, bud? RIP Dolly, you absolute icon

Burger Dog! Burger Dog! It’s a hot dog that’s a burger it’s a Burger Dog! #hotdog #hamburger

Wow, it’s crazy how like 80% of the parents at this big local high school football game all have tumblers. They must all really want to make sure they are staying hydra- OHHHHHHHHHHHH

featuring a stellar including but not limited to @TimLanning & @josketh

Ahoy Mateys! Wayward Shores is BACK! Like right now! twitch.tv/geeklyinc

How many major food recalls we up to this year? Anyone still counting? Call me crazy but think letting a deranged billionaire & his cohort of 21 year old incel henchmen take a machete to federal aid & safety programs might not have been the best move

Weird that out of all the many rocks in the world, there is just one 1 rock that is not only tasty & edible, it is absolutely essential for our health: salt Out of all rocks, only salt. Or do you think the greedy scientists are hoarding all the other yummy rocks for themselves?