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Joined March 2013
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Peace begins with remembrance of Allah May our hearts always stay connected to Him
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- Restaurants have no moat. - Anyone can vibecook their own meal. - You can build your own burger at home at a fraction of the cost it takes you to get it from a restaurant. - If a restaurant builds a really good recipe, copycats will instantly reverse taste it and steal it. Restaurants are dead.
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Hug your hedge fund manager.
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We got your back, New York!
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Several figures here aren’t federal results or NY-specific. The $472B combines US wide pledges: Micron's $250B is nationwide (NY site $100B) Anthropic's $50B covers TX and NY. The 48% murder drop is from NY's state run GIVE program (28 departments, Jan – May 2026). arkolith.com/news/news-micr… therepublic.com/?p=843020 governor.ny.gov/news/safer-str…
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The ability to build anything has come with a critical lesson: Engineers have really, really bad ideas.
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Everyone in the replies wants to make it about immigration, but it’s brainrot surface-level analysis. The better question is: Who influenced those policymakers? And what were those policymakers doing during their formative years that made Europe OK with this?
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Masked Israeli settlers attacked Palestinian villagers on Friday, setting olive groves on fire and slinging rocks. Caught in the attack was Post photographer Heidi Levine. “They just kept kicking me and kicking me, like probably 50 times,” Levine said. wapo.st/4yt6dHY
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They really just got on stage and said this newly designed 4000+ pound car can do flips and go half the speed of sound (380+mph) and will ship in 2028. This is a prank, right?
Our design language has evolved since the last reveal: from S3XY to Cybertruck, Cybercab & Optimus Roadster is inspired by the SR-71 & F-35
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this child faked a rabona into a croqueta to directly create an assist, WHAT AM I SEEING
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Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
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JUST IN: Kremlin reveals neither Trump nor Putin wanted to hang up first during their “very friendly” 90-minute phone call.
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Got your laptop out at the airport bar have you? Sending a little email or two eh? I bet you must be very important back home. Colour me impressed buddy
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Replying to @kelvmackenzie
Genuine question: what good did David Reuben's buying and selling of property do for the rest of the country?
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LMAO
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Back to work tomorrow on a new project to stop Trump.
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We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot
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JUST IN: Dozens of lawsuits allege obesity drugs Ozempic, Wegovy, & Zepbound can cause irreversible vision loss.
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The UK’s most powerful government-built AI supercomputer, Isambard-AI, cost £225m The Botley Road bridge cost roughly the same Apparently our frontier AI capacity and one bridge are comparable national investments
Cars and buses go from Oxford Station down Botley Road for the first time in three years! The project took longer than the construction of The Titanic and saw costs balloon to £237m. Looks good though.
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A short rail bridge over a two-lane road in Oxford took longer to build and cost more (inflation-adjusted) than some of the most famous construction projects in history
Cars and buses go from Oxford Station down Botley Road for the first time in three years! The project took longer than the construction of The Titanic and saw costs balloon to £237m. Looks good though.
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