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New buddy cop show idea: "One's blind. One's deaf. They're both dumb. Look out crime, here comes 'Hell and Keller!' Thursdays at 8pm."
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Additionally, do you earn cash back for the monthly subscription price of a Streaming service? Or only other purchases made on a streaming service?
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Give your Xbox a Barbie makeover!
Follow & RT with #Xbox_BarbieTheMovieSweepstakes for a chance to win a #BarbieTheMovie Xbox Series S with glamorous Barbie Dreamhouse & more! Ages 18+. Ends July 30. Rules: xbx.lv/3JLfuEY
See @BarbieTheMovie, Only In Theaters July 21.

ALT Photo of custom Barbie-themed Xbox Series S that has been built into the glamorous Barbie Dreamhouse with interchangeable Xbox Wireless Controller faceplates designed after Barbie and Ken’s distinct Barbie the Movie outfits. The lower thirds contains the logos for Barbie The Movie and Xbox in the left corner.
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Jake Chandler retweeted
Give your Xbox a Barbie makeover!
Follow & RT with #Xbox_BarbieTheMovieSweepstakes for a chance to win a #BarbieTheMovie Xbox Series S with glamorous Barbie Dreamhouse & more! Ages 18+. Ends July 30. Rules: xbx.lv/3JLfuEY
See @BarbieTheMovie, Only In Theaters July 21.

ALT Photo of custom Barbie-themed Xbox Series S that has been built into the glamorous Barbie Dreamhouse with interchangeable Xbox Wireless Controller faceplates designed after Barbie and Ken’s distinct Barbie the Movie outfits. The lower thirds contains the logos for Barbie The Movie and Xbox in the left corner.
The dead come back to life today. Make sure you aim for the head. #HappyEaster
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My favorite Batman was always @RealKevinConroy. Anytime I read a comic or think about Batman saying something I'd hear his voice. And it'll probably stay that way for the rest of my life. May he rest in peace.
Listen, they shouldn't get wider, but I'm all for phones getting longer. In addition to being a pocket computer, it's also my pocket back scratcher. #EverydayCarry
The only biopic I actually want to see. #MakeItWeird
I like to befriend bigots so I can eventually open their minds and hearts. Those fetch the best prices.
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Heads up everyone, it's Ninja Turtle weather
11:32am CDT #SPC Day1 Outlook Slight Risk: Across the Ozark Plateau through the Ohio River Valley go.usa.gov/YWq5
There's an alternate timeline out there where things are fine and we're all just having fun talking about how the mullet has been having its 2nd peak in popularity.
230yrs ago: "Ok let's create some positions that turn 6 people into gods of the laws. The public doesn't get to vote on them. No term limits. If one retires or dies, whichever party happens to be in charge at the time gets to choose a new law-god. What could possibly go wrong?"
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