Jason Schwartzman

If there’s a god it’s definitely a tree.

Close but not quite.

Archer Dreamland has the best opening of all the @archerfxx openings.

Many thanks and congrats to my dear friend Wes. He has once again created a thoughtful and hilarious treasure with #IsleOfDogs. He had talked about this film for months before it began during our many dinner and opera-related outings, and I was so glad to see it come to fruition.

I don’t want to spoil anything but yes. teapaw.org/ulisesramirezz/status/…

I can’t speak as to the return of MitJ. However, I am willing to say that I will soon step into the shoes of Bradford Sharp once again #MozartintheJungle teapaw.org/late_bloomer77/status/…

I’ve decided to become Twitter-active once again. I had recently been pouring my heart into Neo Yokio, but now that it’s released I can finally focus on my dream of being active on social media. If Trump can use it to become president, who knows how I can change the world?

It’s fulfilling, but not always easy. I delve so deep into some of my characters that sometimes, I forget to delve deep into myself #actorslife teapaw.org/pineconezone/status/96…

I'm glad to have such a passionate fan. teapaw.org/steigelfest/status/708…

Absolutely. Can you do more than fifteen? I doubt it. teapaw.org/nimbusbrimbis/status/6…

How dare you suggest such a thing. teapaw.org/cgrendy3/status/696811…

I'd like to think so. teapaw.org/proseandconcert/status…

Wow, there's nothing that makes me feel older than that! teapaw.org/cultsfilms/status/6957…

Thank you all for the support with the #WorldDogAwards. I would like to thank Arrow, the family, and of course my old pal Wes.