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KPB

@TheRealKPB

You can call this the New World Order of Twitter, brother. Multiple Pulitzer Prize googler. Cheapie

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Joined June 2009
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Big night for me here on the Twitter. I don’t have a SoundCloud (I do have an out of print CD lol) so here’s a pic of my awesome dog, Bullitt
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Some personal news: Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft. Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!
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No grade, PSA authenticity suspicious
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A rolling frequency outage is a cascading failure in the radio communication systems that pilots and air traffic controllers use to talk to each other. When an outage is "rolling," the loss of radio frequencies spreads across different air traffic control centers and facilities sequentially rather than happening in a single isolated spot.
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Anna Giaritelli (@Anna_Giaritelli) profile pictureAnna Giaritelli
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🚨 BREAKING NEWS: FAA has issued a ground stop and halted all flight departures nationwide due to “rolling frequency outage.” FAA source who provided documentation below says “absolutely unheard of.”
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Hi! I'm Butler Blue V. I'm so excited to be your next Butler Bulldog!
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A ridiculous tuxedo cat and his ridiculous tuxedo sidekick being very ominous in my hallway, eyes shining, in front of a UFO "I want to believe" poster that I just bought for my nineties room. I'm scared

ALT A ridiculous tuxedo cat and his ridiculous tuxedo sidekick being very ominous in my hallway, eyes shining, in front of a UFO "I want to believe" poster that I just bought for my nineties room. I'm scared

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😂😂👏👏👏
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And she will be 8 months late to the wedding
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@dezclark88 Paying @RexDGrossman to Poach my Fantasy Points 🤣🤣🤣 Good Ole Days!! 🐻⬇️
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Rex Grossman has his third touchdown pass of the day as he hits Desmond Clark from 2 yards out. Chicago goes up 24-13 midway through the third quarter.
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Ultron really said: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Jensen - " What's your name " She - "Fook me " 😂🤣🤣 I am dying.... Lmao
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Ty Snell, Allen continue to roll after dominant bi-district win over Hebron More from @RKretzschmar3: dallasnews.com/high-school-s… #TXHSFB
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Her wedding dress will come with the wrong name, team and number on it. Upside down at that
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Fanatics CEO Michael Rubin engaged to model girlfriend Camille Fishel after 10 years of dating trib.al/pP4m1Ue
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"Why's he moving so slowly, Doctor?" "I think he's trying to refresh Outlook."
Donna and the Fourteenth Doctor stand in the cylindrical corridor of a spaceship, looking at a very old, very slow robot standing motionless in front of them.

ALT Donna and the Fourteenth Doctor stand in the cylindrical corridor of a spaceship, looking at a very old, very slow robot standing motionless in front of them.

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Sarah Jane Smith, the Fourth Doctor and Harry Sullivan look at the two wires the Doctor is holding. The subtitle reads, "Simply touch the two wires and Outlook ceases to exist."

ALT Sarah Jane Smith, the Fourth Doctor and Harry Sullivan look at the two wires the Doctor is holding. The subtitle reads, "Simply touch the two wires and Outlook ceases to exist."

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Nelly Furtado claimed she was "like a bird", however she also claimed to be a "maneater", so it doesn't take a paleontologist or ornithologist to deduce that Nelly Furtado is in fact a Velociraptor
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Matt Welch (@MWelchSLM) profile pictureMatt Welch@MWelchSLM22h
Hebron moves the chains twice on its opening drive, but things go south on b2b sacks by @alleneaglesfb from Beckhem Parker and Dara Adeosun, the latter below, and the Hawks will punt. Allen ball at its 35...0-0 @ 8:16/1Q.
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Ultron what happened to Outlook…?? “Opps I Horton-ed outlook.”
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GAMEDAY BRONCOS! - @WMU_TFXC in East Lansing, MI for the NCAA Great Lakes Regional! - @WMUVolleyball hosts miami (oh) at 6pm from University Arena! - #6 @WMUHockey hosts #12 colorado college at 7pm from Lawson! - @WMUWomensSoccer , GOING FOR A MAC CHAMPIONSHIP against UMass at 7:30pm in Columbus, OH! I WANT DUBS AND MORE TROPHIES!
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I await commentary from ND Insider @kates4cubbies
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Meet Sam Hartman, your new Bachelor. 🌹 Don’t miss the season premiere of #TheBachelor March 21 on ABC. Stream on Hulu.
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Ty Snell with another touchdown pass for Allen! They now lead 49-0
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