Love Is Blind perfectly sums up modern dating. You’ve got 5s rejecting 7.5–8s because they genuinely believe they deserve better. Dating apps/unlimited male attention have absolutely fried people’s perception of their own market value. Hoeflation is at the worst it’s ever been.

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kp · Oct 25, 2026 · 12:42 PM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatOct 25

upstate NY-maxxing

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Reality TV Bitch · Oct 22, 2026 · 6:44 AM UTC

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Reality TV Bitch

@RealityTVBitch1Oct 22

My team this season!!!! #RHOSLC

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kp · Oct 23, 2026 · 1:02 PM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatOct 23

I’m too old to be wondering if hamzah really got married

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kp · Oct 16, 2026 · 6:13 PM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatOct 16

perhaps a very unpopular opinion but my child has days where she eats just as much food as this (although it’s more like shrimp, broccoli, and rice)

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@darlingstrawbieOct 15

her 1 year old’s lunch fills 2 plates. this is child abuse. someone go help that poor baby…

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Pop Crave · Oct 12, 2026 · 7:59 PM UTC

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Pop Crave

@PopCraveOct 12

‘Big Brother 8’ star Amber Siyavus has died at 46.

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kp · Oct 10, 2026 · 12:55 AM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatOct 10

taints cookies 🥰🥰🥰

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kp · Oct 6, 2026 · 5:28 PM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatOct 6

Mary Beth Barone: Are you wearing the— Benito Skinner: The Tate 01 by Tate Mcrae? Yea I am *duddy voice* *finger hook in mouth*

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kp · Oct 3, 2026 · 10:51 AM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatOct 3

my brother has been sorting through old home videos. here’s one of my mom discovering shopping via phone and catalog and my parents inventing Christian Girl Autumn in 1991.

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kp · Sep 30, 2026 · 2:14 AM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatSep 30

#dwts who has the video of Emma as ratatouille and Alan as an alien and she said we’re gonna make a new species

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meemp · Sep 29, 2026 · 12:19 PM UTC

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meemp@wingstop12345Sep 29

Got high last night and sent John Barlow a DM so I could talk to Lisa

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Love Island Crave · Sep 28, 2026 · 7:34 PM UTC

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Love Island Crave@luvislandcraveSep 28

7 years ago today, Maura Higgins overheard Tom Walker say it would be “interesting to see if she’s all mouth or not” before their Hideaway date and absolutely lost it.

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kp · Sep 28, 2026 · 12:36 PM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatSep 28

Angela doing #bb28 truly did nothing for her reputation

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💍Prostitution Whore💍 · Sep 27, 2026 · 3:24 AM UTC

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💍Prostitution Whore💍@Pr0sttti0nWh0reSep 27

I hate Heather Gay but I’ll never turn my back on her cousin, even when she’s wrong. I’m a wild rose through and through

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kp · Sep 27, 2026 · 1:30 PM UTC

kp@TheRealKatPatSep 27

My wife, date night after 3+ months locked up on quarantine. Waiting for shredded cheese as it's the only way she can eat fajitas. We've asked 4 people, going on 18 minutes now. Just unreal at Allen, TX location. We gotta quit blaming #COVID19 for crappy service.