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I nailed this in 2016. It only keeps getting more real. Can’t wait to put out this new one, been working on since! It’s so good! Ugh the process is killing me, so close to done. Meantime bone up amazon.com/I-Human-Lori-Harf…
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So attracted to this purple person! 😂 hope your weekend was great!
Scientists have identified the specific male dance movements that women find most attractive Researchers from Northumbria University mapped out the exact body mechanics that signal health, vigor, and reproductive quality to female observers.
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We’re all acting like we have all the time in the world!
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They call it artificial intelligence, not artificial wisdom.
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“This is called #synchronicity - a state in which you almost feel as if you are in a collaborative arrangement with fate.” — Wayne Dyer [ #Art • “Pagoda Gate Glow” by odellhussey ]
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Just in case anyone is wondering: I live in Paris; if I didn’t have X dot com I would have no idea there are riots in France.
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AVOID DISAPPOINTMENT AND FUTURE REGRET!
Make sure you order your copy to avoid any disappointment this year. The next run will not be available until later in 2027.
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We really are making the most beautiful books in the business.
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Proud to bear witness! Such a great night
753 crowd surfers over the barrier. New record at the Brooklyn Paramount. History made.
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Had my mind @knockedloose tonight! Thanks for coming to Brooklyn! I needed the adjustment!
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Lori Harfenist retweeted
Humans for Scale
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The Flood story was real. Before Noah there was Utnapishtim and before him there was Atrahasis, and yes before him there was Ziusudra. All from different eras and different people but its the same fucking story. Humanity faces annihilation by water and one man is warned. He is told to prepare a massive vessel. Life is preserved aboard it. The world gets crushed by the flood. The survivor emerges afterward and offers sacrifice. By the time we reach Utnapishtim in Gilgamesh, we even get the birds being released to see whether the waters have gone down. Then centuries later we get Noah. Genesis did not invent the Flood story. The Hebrews inherited a tradition that was already ancient. Did the Sumerians invent it? I seriously doubt it. Writing appears pretty late in the human story. People were telling stories around fires for tens of thousands of years before anybody knew cuneform. The oldest version we possess is not necessarily the oldest version. Its the oldest version that we have. There have been all kinds of deadly floods in the past that we have evidence of, but something that traumatic doent get forgotten. Someone remembered a flood so big that it stayed in the human memory for .. well... ever! Ziusudra. Atrahasis. Utnapishtim. Noah. I don't think we're looking at four separate flood stories. I think we're looking at four surviving layers of an really old human memory. My question is how fucking old was the story already when Sumer wrote it down?
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Music for Aliens.
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I love it when blueberries taste blue.
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I know it’s so corny when I post this shit but I really mean it, it’s so great to be alive, being mud that gets to sit up, I love it! Hi people! I hope you have all the happiness in the world!
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Kids in the hall - saved my life
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funny! that was the name of my band in high school
Wild moment LA gadfly storms City Hall meeting and humiliates Karen Bass in front of stunned councilors trib.al/9MXCTyX
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Time is precious Waste it wisely
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My face hinge fell open and I couldn’t believe my looking blobs when I read that.
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