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I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message to any surviving Autobots taking refuge among the stars: We are here. We are waiting.
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Every 5-10 years there’s a player who shows crazy potential and develops into an all nba player for one season then just cannot stay healthy or has the single nastiest leg injury since the last one and you can never guess or tell who it’s gonna be man injuries are so unfair
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Like it’s just the greatest ever
Need to replay this one
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Easiest ROTY I fear
Cam Boozer vs. Warriors: 25 PTS 13 REB 6 AST 6-13 FG 4-7 3PT 9-9 FT 1 game-winner
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Stay classy Nesmith
Status alert: Cooper Flagg (shoulder) headed to locker room Friday. Aaron Nesmith was assessed a flagrant 1 for this foul on Flagg.
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🔢 Ridge 🔢 retweeted
This is what watching The Bulls is like
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Thought we could at least be better than the bucks this season LMAOOOOOO we bottom three omg
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Omi let me treat you right
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You know what, edgerunners S2 cannot be like S1 if they want people to enjoy it anywhere near as much, if they run the same playbook back it’s not gonna be received well at all
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NBA really back man
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My QB is despite the loss man cuz my team sucks and he’s got one of the strangest groups of haters praying on his downfall consistently bro please end the season now man
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Dawg what the fuck is going on in Philly????
Jalen Hurts was told by doctors not to sleep after his initial diagnosis of a superficial blood clot while in London. Hurts stayed awake for roughly 36 hours before starting against the Jaguars. (per @TomPelissero)
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Tom Pelissero, the source cited, later clarified after speaking to Jalen Hurts' agent that Hurts was able to sleep after hospital evaluation and felt rested to play. x.com/TomPelissero/s… cbssports.com/nfl/news/jalen… sportingnews.com/us/nfl/philade…
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Yo Pablo torre might need to investigate Philadelphia sports medicine
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Yeah this 2k shit is cooked
DIRK GOAT BUILD IN NBA 2K27
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Penny and magic are 6’7 and 6’9 with 90+ swb son
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I’m gonna be a 23/24 year old grown man playing a completely new game from a game series that came out before I was fucking born, because I couldn’t forget about watching (and sneakily attempting to play) my brother and sister play it as one of my earliest ever memories
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You know what, edgerunners S2 cannot be like S1 if they want people to enjoy it anywhere near as much, if they run the same playbook back it’s not gonna be received well at all
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I been fake hating on it cuz S1 made me hella fucking sad but like actually thinking about it they cannot zag or zig everyone’s expectations cuz we are either expecting mc dies or everyone but mc dies as the ending story, they have to go some random route but still make it good
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I’m #LowkeyScared it won’t be that good for this reason
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Epic games is running out of money
'“No more hand-written code,” one of the game’s directors told staff in an internal message reviewed by Bloomberg. The director added that all art for the game would be “generated with full AI workflows.”'
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Deadlock tweets are so funny cuz they’ll act like it’s unfathomable to just not find the game fun like everyone has to enjoy a game because it’s “well made”
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